Texts From •5SOS• (Completed)

"Cal-Pal"

Calum: hey babe x

You: hi Cal Pal ;-)

Calum: really?

You: I'm sorry I was just so caught up in the story and the role play

You: oops

Calum: role play for what? What story???

You: eh let's just say a fanfiction about you :-)

Calum: well what's it called?

You: Cal-Pal ⇒ c.l.

Calum: is it about me being the hero? ;-)

You: you could say that

You: it's more of "oh fuck Calum harder"

Calum: WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

You: it's smut

Calum: I don't even know what that is

You: do you live under a rock?

Calum: no I live in reality

You: that's offensive

Calum: so what kind of things are in the smut?

You: a lot of "fuck", a lot of rubbing and ugh

Calum: is the "ugh" what you were saying?

You: ...

You: maybe...

Calum: well I'm gonna go read me some and pretend it's you ;-)

You: okay then calum byeeeeee :-)

Calum: bye love