Texts From •5SOS• (Completed)

"Dad Jokes"

Ashton: I am currently lonely

You: oh hi currently lonely I'm your girlfriend

Ashton: oh hi

You: why are you texting me this late currently lonely?

Ashton: that's such a bad dad joke though

You: but it's amazing at times amirite

Ashton: babe

Ashton: no

You: I like turtles

Ashton: random

You: random dancing

Ashton: what?

You: omg you've never watched iCarly?

Ashton: um...no

You: *shuns*

Ashton: sounds kinda dumb

You: it actually kinda is

Ashton: okay back to dad jokes

Ashton: what is a ducks favorite sauce?

Ashton: quackamole

Ashton: get it? Hah I'm so funny

Ashton: laughing at my own jokes right now

Ashton: where'd you go?

Ashton: what do you call Jay Z when he's sleeping?

Ashton: Jay Zzzzzzz

Ashton: hah get it? Cause he's sleeping?

You: oh my god Ashton

Ashton: I'm so funny aren't I

You: no you aren't I literally died laughing of how cheesy those were

Ashton: you really don't know jokes you uncultured swine

You: I'm not the one who didn't know iCarly

Ashton: you have an excuse for everything don't you

You: yup! :-)

Ashton: questioning my love for you right now

You: it's a yes

Ashton: of courseeee

Ashton: I'm your favorite band member :-)

You: actually....

Ashton: wHAT?

You: Michael is my spirit animal tbh

Ashton: I see how much I mean to you now :-(

You: I love you though :-)

You: okay I have to leave you by yourself you uncultured swine lots of love xx

Ashton: I love you too :-(((