Ashton: Best friend I wanna tell you something
You: but I'm at a wedding hanging out with my family so tell me later
Ashton: but it's serious!
You: DID YOU FINALLY GET A GIRLFRIEND
Ashton: ....
Ashton: I hate you
You: okay bye
Ashton: No I want spaghetti
You: I'm not making spaghetti for you
Ashton: I can help you :-)
You: Like I said earlier I'm at a wedding
Ashton: Can't you just go out?
You: I don't think my uncle will appreciate me leaving his wedding
Ashton: Why don't you use an excuse?
You: Oh yeah? Like what?
Ashton: 'My boyfriend is in the hospital I gotta go'
You: I'm not saying you're my boyfriend
Ashton: but we always hang out so it will be believable :-)
You: that's kinda true....
Ashton: Just tell them that I wanna eat spaghetti with chu
You: but what if my parents ask me if you are my boyfriend?
Ashton: say yes
You: but they actually know you and will either call your parents or want to meet you ._.
Ashton: then it'll be a funny joke right?
You: ahaha so funny
Ashton: but c'mon I'm hungry :-(
You: FINE
Ashton: Awesome!
You: whiny baby crying over spaghetti
Ashton: I know I'm awesome
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Fanfic"Luke: we can be cuddle buddies" "Michael: this convo is pointless" "Ashton: Loud and weird is my specialty!" "Calum: I'm your hot neighbor" -Book 1 of Texting 5SOS-