Group: "Cuddle Buddies"

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**You added Luke to the chat**
**You added Michael to the chat**
**You added Ashton to the chat**
**You added Calum to the chat*

You: hai guys

Michael: what the hell is hai

Luke: I think it's some type of saying for "hi"

Michael: no shit Sherlock

Calum: yello

Ashton: hillo

You: what the hell is hillo

Luke: I think it's a mix of hello and hi

Michael: are you a dictionary now Luke

Calum: he definitely is

Ashton: agreed

You: guys I cry

Luke: what's wrong???

Calum: WHAT HAPPENED

Michael: who do I need to beat the shit out of

Ashton: WHAT?

You: I was looking at your old pictures and I saw you on tv and I'm like "mah babies made it so far" *a tear streams down my face*

Luke: aww that's cute

Ashton: that's literally the sweetest thing ever

Michael: I'm gonna cry now *cries in punk rock*

Calum: y u do this 2 meh

You: that was the worst grammar I've ever laid eyes on

Calum: you can lay your eyes on my Dick

Ashton: WE WERE HAVING A CUTE MOMENT AND YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO RUIN IT

Luke: I bet she doesn't even want to be friends with us anymore

Michael: she has to still be friends with us

You: this is weird

Calum: are you turned on yet

You: what the fuck

Luke: I am

Michael: I now understand what you mean by Cake

Ashton: #cake4ever

Luke: I wanna cuddle a penguin

You: I'm a penguin

Calum: why are you flirting with him you're supposed to be flirting with me

Michael: she flirts with me when it's not a group chat

Ashton: the group chats are always a mess

Calum: please, she sends me nudes everyday

Luke: WHAT

You: NO I DON'T STOP IT

Michael: let's trade

Ashton: no thank you

Luke: I still wanna cuddle a penguin

You: I ate a penguin one time

Michael: so you ate Luke?

You: you always take these wrong

Calum: well we are 5sos

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