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Group: "Desert You"

**you added Luke to the chat**
**you added Ashton to the chat**
**you added Calum to the chat**
**you added Michael to the chat**

Michael: ello

You: you aren't British

Calum: I'm British

Luke: I'm an Aussie

Ashton: I'm a Narnian

You: I'm literally in love with Ashton right now

Ashton: YES

Calum: what is happening

You: I don't know but maybe we just

Michael: don't do it

You: *whispers* gotta get out

Luke: oh my god

Ashton: why

You: because I make good jokes that's why

Michael: wanna play titanic?

Calum: Michael don't do this

Luke: oh god

You: I dunno depends how do you play?

Ashton: why

Michael: you be the iceberg and I'll go down

You: wHAT THE FUUUCK

Luke: this is hilarious

Ashton: I'm the grownup here I should control this chat

Michael: do you like my pickup line?

You: I have one

Calum: what's happening

You: are you Australian because you fit all of my Koalafications

Luke: I think you win

Ashton: we are all Australian so who does that apply to?

Calum: obviously me

Michael: no me

You: it applies to my boyfriend in Australia

Luke: yOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND

You: lol no

Michael: I was worried there for a second

You: you could say you were worried for 5 seconds

Calum: this convo is pointless

You: of summer

Ashton: please no

You: Michael how are we supposed to have a Permanent Vacation if we only have 5 Seconds of Summer?

**Michael has left the chat**

**You added Michael to the chat**

You: I'll stop

Luke: she'll stop fucking me

Calum: I didn't expect that

You: OH MY FUCK WHAT WAS THAT

Ashton: hey stop swearing!

You: need I remind you on a keek you said "this fucking nipple"

Ashton: let's not talk about that lets talk about what Luke just said

Michael: she was obviously fucking me

Calum: sorry to disappoint you guys but we were banging so

You: Ashton help me please

Luke: guys, guys calm down

You: Finally

Luke: we were banging so hard the house shook, so calm your weak selves

**You have left the chat**

**Luke added you to the chat**

Calum: we were fucking so hard she was yelling my name

You: gUYS STOP

Ashton: this is weird

Ashton: how did this even start

Michael: come on we all know who has the biggest length

Calum: let's all send nudes to see who has the bigger length

You: please don't I'll be scarred for life

Ashton: oh god

Luke: okay no I'm kidding

Michael: pretty sure I'll be bigger than all of you

You: Can you not

Calum: don't you wanna see mine baby girl ;-)

**You have left the chat**

**Calum added you to the chat**

You: why am I even friends with you guys

Ashton: I did nothing wrong :-(

Calum: that's right you did nothing wrong

Luke: it's funny seeing you uncomfortable

Michael: guys this is awkward because I'm kinda turned on now

You: how did this convo about puns turn about sex

Calum: ewww she said the 's' word

Michael: why

Ashton: everyone is so immature

You: if you keep talking about fucking me then I'll just read a dirty imagine

Michael: NO

Luke: NO

Ashton: NO

Calum: NO

You: THEN DON'T FUCKING SAY I'M GONNA BE FUCKING YOU GUYS

Luke: but it's funny

Calum: and will happen sooner or later

Michael: with me

You: you know the closest I've gotten to a relationship is with you guys because you guys are stupid

Ashton: am I stupid?

Calum: yeah sorry mate

Michael: I failed maths

Luke: I didn't

You: Brb gonna jump off a cliff

Calum: noooo baby :-(

You: STOP CALLING ME BABY I'M NOT A BABY

Michael: then what are you?

You: a human

Ashton: but babies are humans

You: no they are tiny humans and you guys are tiny humans

Calum: with a big dick

You: ...

You: I'm done

Luke: don't leave :-(

Michael: Never gonna give you up

Calum: never gonna let you down

Luke: never gonna turn around and

Ashton: desert you

You: I hate all of you

**you have left the chat**