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"Evil"

You: best friend Ashton

You: Ashton Irwin

You: Ashton I'm making spaghetti

Ashton: IM COMING

You: no I'm kidding I just needed your attention

Ashton: you are evil

You: I'm very evil

Ashton: I bet you go to the park and tell kids that Santa isn't real

You: okay I'm not that evil

Ashton: yeah now that I think of it the Santa thing is really sad and evil

You: very

Ashton: so why did you need my attention?

You: because my other friend is out of town and there's nobody to talk to

Ashton: well I'm here

You: yay :-)

You: All the Small Things count ;-)

Ashton: omg

Ashton: why

You: SHE LEFT ME ROSES BY THE STAIRS

You: SURPRISES LET ME KNOW SHE CARES

Ashton: you've never left me roses by the stairs

You: but that shouldn't matter

Ashton: so you don't care?

You: I care about you like I care about pizza

You: I like you more than pizza

Ashton: that's a lot of caring

You: yeah and usually everything is under the pizza level but you are over it

Ashton: I like you more than spaghetti

You: you do love spaghetti

Ashton: I'm bonding

You: I'm eating a banana

Ashton: I want a banana now

You: I thought you had bananas

Ashton: well I have one but it's not in the kitchen it's in my pants

You: wHAT

Ashton: pocket ;-)