"A large breadstick"

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Luke: hey princess what's up?

You: nothing much just reading a bunch of stories on Wattpad hehe x

Luke: oh about who?

You: you duh you dork

Luke: awe I'm a dork :'-(

You: no you're a breadstick

You: a large breadstick

You: in your pants

Luke: WHAT WAS THAT

You: something related to smut ;-)

Luke: come again?

You: omg really you don't know what smut is you innocent penguin

Luke: no?

You: it's you fucking somebody and can involve your fingers, mouth, stuff I would rather not say...

Luke: you're scaring me so much right now

You: you're whining so much

Luke: do you have the time..to listen to me whine?

You: don't put Green Day in this we were talking about smut

Luke: sorry princess

You: that's what you were calling "me" in the smut lol

Luke: Princess???

You: Exactly

Luke: well princess maybe when I get back we can.... ;-)

You: no stay innocent :-(

Luke: fine princess. I gotta go :-( love you, princess!

You: love you tooooo x

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