Texts From •5SOS• (Completed)

Group: "Baby Names"

**You added Michael to the chat**
**You added Ashton to the chat**
**You added Calum to the chat**
**You added Luke to the chat**

You: guys I'm pregnant

Michael: no you're not

Luke: what a greeting

Ashton: you sit on a throne of lieesss

Calum: highly doubt that

You: well that's not what the pregnancy test says

Luke: oMG ARE YOU ACTUALLY PREGNANT

You: yeah

Calum: NAJQIQOOSO

Michael: BUT YOU'VE NEVER FUCKED ANY OF US WTF

Ashton: WHO'S THE FATHER

You: maybe the boyfriend I've been having this past three years I've known you guys

Luke: WHAT

Ashton: me?????

Michael: HES YOUR BOYFRIEND??!

You: what no

Calum: I'm so confused

You: give me names for a girl or a boy

Calum: oh my fuck you're actually pregnant

Ashton: I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING I AM NOW HYPERVENTILATING IN PUBLIC

Michael: OH MY GOD WHO IS THE DAD IM PANICKING SO BAD RIGHT NOW YOU'RE PREGNANT

Luke: NAJQIQOW I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS I'M COMING OVER

You: lol guys I'm not pregnant I don't even have a boyfriend wtf

Michael: I knew it

Calum: fuck you

Ashton: PEOPLE WERE ASKING ME IF I WAS OKAY I HATE YOU I WAS LITERALLY HYPERVENTILATING

You: oops sorry ;-)

Luke: I was already thinking of names

You: oh yeah like what?

Luke: Lula for a girl and Luke Jr. For a boy

You: but they weren't even your fake kids

Luke: yeah we fucked like two weeks ago so I assumed it was my kids

Michael: WAIT WHAT

Calum: YOU GUYS FUCKED???

Ashton: QNWJQOOAOS I'M HYPERVENTILATING AGAIN

You: guys we didn't fuck I'm not stupid

Luke: what's that supposed to mean?

Ashton: a person came up to me and is like, "sir, do you need to go to the hospital?"

You: maybe you were having a small panic attack?

Calum: ^^ it's called science bitches

You: it's called common sense idiot

Luke: that's a bad word

Michael: what? Bitches?

Luke: no the word

Luke: idiot

Ashton: wow