Texts From •5SOS• (Completed)

Group: "Rainbow Dart Juan Pillard the third"

*WARNING*
THIS CHAPTER WILL BE FILLED WITH A LOT OF INAPPROPRIATENESS AND SWEARING. ALSO A BIT OF MATURE CONTENT. But I think everyone knew that. 100th chapter!!

**You added Michael to the chat**
**You added Calum to the chat**

You: Michael add Luke

Michael: wait why

Calum: because the chick said so

You: um excuse me but I'm not the baby of a chicken

Michael: you're a puppy aw

Calum: wait that's me

**Michael added Luke to the chat**

Luke: I wasn't just reading smut

Calum: no one asked.....

Luke: shit

You: Calum add Ashton to the chat

Calum: whyyyyy

You: because I said so

Calum: what will you do if I don't hmm? ;-)

You: I will chop off your head

Calum: gosh okay hold on

**Calum added Ashton to the chat**

Michael: hey buddy

Luke: Smash can you Smash this house

Ashton: oh what a welcome

You: what the fuck Luke

Calum: you're naughty and need to be taught a lesson

Michael: why does that oddly remind me of when she called me by my middle name

You: don't you fucking dare

Ashton: oh boy

Michael: I need you so bad right now. When you get here, I'll punish you so hard you won't feel a thing in the morning

Luke: wait what if you frickle frackle in the morning?? Will she not feel anything at night?

Michael: shut up Luke

Calum: rude

You: 'Frickle frackle'

You: is Liz checking your messages now Luke??

Luke: no no no

Calum: I'm gonna go watch Family Guy! Byeee :-)

**Calum left the chat**
**You added Calum to the chat**

You: you thought you were going that easy

Calum: how'd you know I actually wasn't watching Family Guy?

You: I didn't

Michael: BUSTED

Luke: "I WOULD'VE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING KIDS." Screams Calum as he falls off of a 12 story building

Ashton: what the fuck Luke

Ashton: I mean heck

You: wait wasn't Luke reading smut?

Michael: *gasp* he was!

Ashton: ooh was it about me?

Calum: ya idiot it's about me cause Cake