Texts From •5SOS• (Completed)

Group: "Fingers"

**Luke has added you to the chat**
**Luke has added Michael to the chat**
**Luke has added Calum to the chat**
**Luke has added Ashton to the chat**

Luke: hi everyone

Michael: shut up Luke

You: you are so mean to him

Ashton: hi loves

Calum: hey guys

Michael: is it hi or hey

You: don't start with this

Luke: it's hi

Ashton: it's obviously hey

Michael: yeah it's hey

Calum: no it's hi

You: Cake vs. Mashton I see

You: I should make a fanfiction out of it

Michael: Let's see who has the better sex while you stand by and watch

You: why do you always have to have sexual references

Calum: because he's Michael

Luke: Cake will definitely win

Ashton: nope Mashton will

You: I don't even ship any of you

Calum: but you have to pick one ship

Michael: yeah!

You: I ship me and the guy Ansel Elgort

Calum: Who's that?

You: Augustus form The Fault in Our Stars

Luke: I was hoping you'd say me

Ashton: you're not her type

Michael: like you are

Luke: okay there's a reason I invited you all here

You: okay shoot

Luke: I got a girlfriend

Michael: finally!

Ashton: took you long enough

Calum: best news ever

Luke: yeah she's really pretty

You: okay...cool.

You: amazing

You: Hope you have a happy life

**You have left the chat**

**Luke has added you to the chat**

Luke: HAH YOU GOT JEALOUS I DON'T EVEN HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

You: WHAT THE FUCK LUKE

Michael: oh he doesn't have a girlfriend

Calum: this is sad

Ashton: hey guys we always have our girl best friend

You: me?

Ashton: yup

Luke: well fuck me

You: gladly

Ashton: OH I SEE