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"Restraining Order"

You: oh hey Ashton

You: or should I call you Jonathan

Ashton: shit

You: so today I found a little note in my locker...would you like to see it?

Ashton: actually I'd rather cut off my toenails and eat them

You: that's nasty

Ashton: but it's something I'd rather do

You: well here it is (Image attached)

Ashton: ohh I wonder how that note got here from all the way from Hawaii??

You: yeah I was wondering that too hmmm

Ashton: so I'll just go and look for this Jonathan

You: stay right here Fletcher

Ashton: whyyyyy

You: because then I won't sign the restraining order :-)

Ashton: oh.

You: so I drummed my way into your heart. Then you say you can bang me like your drums

Ashton: I meant to whiten that out

You: well now it is permanently on a piece of paper

Ashton: so does this mean it was so awkward that I can't bang you like my drums?

You: I didn't say that

Ashton: ohhhh ;-)

Ashton: now? Or later?

You: I'd say now :-)

Ashton: I hope I'm not a awkward as I was in the letter

You: oh don't worry you'll still be the awkward Fletcher that you are

Ashton: considering that retraining order now tbh