Ashton: Hi beautiful :-)
You: May I ask who this is
Ashton: It's your neighbor!
You: Come again?
Ashton: Ashton
You: ??
Ashton: Ashton Irwin? You know, the one who drums a lot
You: Ohhh yeaahh...how the fuck did you get my number
Ashton: Your mom said you can get a boyfriend
You: oh my god
You: no she didn't
You: my mom is so ugh....
Ashton: So what's up?
You: the uselessness of this conversation
Ashton: I can teach you how to drum :-)
You: I don't wanna bang drums I wanna talk to people I actually know
Ashton: I wanna bang you
Ashton: oops did I say that out loud
You: no you typed it
You: wHAT
Ashton: I'm sorry I had to it was the perfect time
You: I should show my mom this conversation
Ashton: please don't
You: I can't anyway she's at work
Ashton: what about your dad?
You: he's at work too
Ashton: So you're home alone? ;-)
You: IM LEAVING BYE
Ashton: Nooooo I was kidding!
Ashton: I didn't even get your name!
Ashton: aww answerrrr
Ashton: okay bye :-(
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Hayran Kurgu"Luke: we can be cuddle buddies" "Michael: this convo is pointless" "Ashton: Loud and weird is my specialty!" "Calum: I'm your hot neighbor" -Book 1 of Texting 5SOS-