"I'll Rip Your Head Off"

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Luke: Heyyyyy

Luke: Hiiiii

Luke: answerrrr

You: Stop sending me texts my dad already told me to cut my phone off

Luke: why?

You: Because my relatives are here aka grandparents, aunts, uncles

Luke: But maybe you can come over and we can eat a snowcone :-)

You: I'm not going to buy a snowcone for you

Luke: but I want a snowcone

You: and I want a million dollars but we don't always get what we want

Luke: but a snowcone is easily given

You: no cause you have to pay

Luke: like you don't have any money

You: I don't

Luke: oh....

You: go away

Luke: but I want a snowcooone :-(

You: I'm going to get in trouble stop asking for a fucking snowcone >:-(

Luke: but I want to eat a snowcone please

You: My parents are glaring at me thanks a lot Lucas

Luke: tell your parents I said hi :-)

You: Lucas Robert Hemmings

Luke: oh that's never good

You: if you keep asking for a snowcone

Luke: oh god

You: I will rip your fucking head off and put it on the cup

Luke: you are so brutal oh my :O

You: Just think, you want to hang out with your best friend right?

You: So if I get grounded then I can't go over and I will never ever buy you a snowcone

Luke: I didn't think of that

Luke: byeeeeeee have a good time :-)

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