sᴘɪᴅᴇʏ!//ʏ!ᴅsᴍᴘ

16. ᴋʏs. ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ.? ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ᴄʜᴇʀʀʏ ᴏɴ ᴛᴏᴘ

You glare at the landline sitting on the wall. You have nothing to do but watch TV in this overly expensive hotel room. Seriously why were all these villains rich..?

It was getting close to 8PM (20 mt), it was Friday, and you hadn't been home in 3 days. You had no access to your phone, and so thereby the Internet, and you had no clue what was going on in the outer world.

Your aunt may was probably worried sick, if she wasn't dead or kidnapped as well. You had to find out, but for now your best bet is someone you trust. However you don't have that, so you go with the next best thing.

Foolish opens the door and purpled walks in.

He smiles nervously, "Hi [name].. listen I didn't want to-"

"Shut the door." You cut him off. He shuts the door and stands still. "Listen, buddy, obviously I don't know you anymore. I don't know anyone anymore seeing as all my friends have kidnapped me at some point in the last three fucking days!" You sigh.

"Well I just-"

"Shut up. I don't care about your feelings. I want to know something."

"Yes! Of course! A-anything!" He stammers.

You pause for a moment. "Purpled you know I could honestly beat the absolute shit out of you right now, so don't fucking talk to quackity, or anyone for that matter, about this."

He nods quickly.

".." your voice cracks, "is my aunt okay?"

"..what?"

You rub the tears out of your eyes. "I said, is my aunt okay? Don't make me fight you, freak!" You get defensive.

"[Name]-" he reached out towards you but you slap his arm away.

"Answer. The. Fucking. Question." You glare at him.

"I can assure you, I haven't done anything and neither has Las Nevadas. I'm pretty sure she's at the police station right now.."

"How would you know that? Are you sickos tracking my aunt?! I will-" you get cut off when foolish opens the door.

"Uh [name], it's time for quackity to see you." He looks at purpled weirdly, as if jealous or annoyed.

you push purpled aside and walk out the door. "So where do I go?"

"Oh! Well you aren't walking by yourself! Quackity can't risk you getting hurt! You'll have a...guide.." Foolish's smile disappears as a slime man melts from the wall and stands next to you.

"AH- what the..?" You look him up and down.

"This is Charlie slimecicle. Have fun." Foolish sighs.

"Charlie what-now?" You look at the man. "What are you..?"

"I'm burger!- I mean human! Yes! Come along!" He takes your hand in his and drags you down a hallway. You flinch and the slimy texture.

"Ugh- what the- slow down!" You pull him to a stop. "What's going on?"

"Well [Name] from [place]! Quackity wants to talk about the 'regards of your stay'" he smiles and then reaches your face and holds it. "You humans feel weird.!"

"What? And huh? And what- and huh-"

He giggles and drags you along. He gets to an office and opens the door, in the office the duck man, quackity, is doing paperwork. He looks up and smiles. "Ah, [name]. Come in! Come in! And thank you slime."

Slime nods and does a little bow before walking away. You make your way into the room. "Have a seat!" He smiles at you, as you take the seat across from him.

"So...?" You look at him, asking him to start the conversation.

"Right." He interlocks his fingers together and smirks. "Well if course, regarding your stay here-"

"Yeah, actually you know I'm all happy that ya saves me from the sbi, and all that but I'm good now. I'm ready to go home, so.."

"Ahem. It's not safe for you to leave, and well, I won't allow it. You have so many skills. You could be of use to me, and of use to Las Nevadas. I can't just.. let you leave. What kind of business man would I be?" He hums.

"One that doesn't kidnap kids." You snarl.

"Oh [name], I've done worse. Anyways, for now your current set up is fine and you'll be followed around by Charlie at all times, of course foolish is your guard and Fundy will be serving you food. You probably already know all this, but yes. Another thing, everyday at noon you will see me. We have more to discuss tomorrow after you get more a custom, so we shall talk then. You are dismissed." He looks down at his paperwork.

"Dismissed? No. Listen you fucking kidnapped me, and I would really love to go home to my au- my family. So-"

"[Name]." He doesn't look up from his papers. "I will kill everyone you love to keep you here. Now go to your room. Fundy will bring you dinner." He waves you off.

Your voice gets caught in your throat and you stand up. "I-" You swallow the lump in your throat.

"Slime! Bring them back to their room." He calls out. Slimecicle pops out of a wall and drags you away, back towards your room.

"Stop it! I- I need to go home!" You try to pull your hand out of the slime man's grip.

"You are home!!" He pulls you back to your room and foolish brightens up apon seeing you.

"[N/n]!!" He pulls you in for a hug. "Hope the meeting went well!!"

"F- get off me! Fuck off!" You struggle in his grip.

"That's not very nice. You must be tired. I'll let Fundy know to come sooner." He smiles and pushes you into your room. Shutting the door.

You sigh and stomp around the room. Fuck these people and their lack of windows.