sᴘɪᴅᴇʏ!//ʏ!ᴅsᴍᴘ

29. ᴛʜɪs ɪs ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴡᴏᴏᴅ sᴏɴɢ. ɪᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɪɴ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ

Bad and the rest of the eggpire burst out laughing.

"You really thought- you really thought you could blow up the egg with a little bit of TNT??" He giggles. "Oh my egg! That's so hilarious!"

"After quackity tried that, we took the proper preparations and made sure we wouldn't have to worry about 'TNT' anymore." Bad continues. "Thank you very much."

"Now if you all would kindly follow me over here, we can begin the summary executions." He reloaded his crossbow.

"Wait WHAT??" The small crowd of people panicked.

You finally stood up from your chair and sighed. It really depended on who they executed first. Most of these people you don't care about, infact even hate. Except eret and Niki. They are your exceptions.

"What about the speeches man?" Fundy cries out, really loudly. (He's right next to your ear to.)

"The speeches? That was just to lure you into a false sense of security." Bad looks at him as if it should be obvious. "You see the egg needs something and it's gonna get it from each of you."

"See in order for the egg to hatch it needs energy, and it gets energy by people dying near it." He grins. "And that's the role you guys are gonna fill!! Your gonna be killed one by one-"

"You monster." Eret speaks up.

"Oh? What- what did you just say eret?"

"I said you're a monster." Eret seethes. Icon!! "An absolute monster."

"Monster?" Bad mocks.

"We trusted you-" eret gets cut off.

"Trust?" Bad raises an eyebrow. Ponk steps in, "yeah okay eret. You keep talking about trust."

"That was a long time ago. I've changed since then." Eret glares through their sunglasses.

Ponk rolls his eyes. "Politicians.."

Bad and any look at each other before turning back to face eret. "Y'know I think eret, you would be a perfect person, to sacrifice first!" Bad cheers.

They begin moving eret up to the stand.

"What whoa no!" You yell out along with the others. "Does anyone have anything??" "No they took all our weapons!!"

Everyone panics.

"Excellent. Excellent. I really appreciate everyone following the directive and not bringing anything." Bad states.

"We trusted you!!" Puffy screams.

"Trust is a strong word.." you mumble.

"Well that was your first mistake. Did you really think we would stop spreading the eggs influence?"

"Okay that's enough." You push through some people. "I don't know shit about the egg, or really what's going on, or who any of you are- essentially I'm clueless, but one thing I do know is, I don't need weapons to kick your asses." You crack your knuckles.

The room tenses. Most party members have kidnapped you by now, and you have escaped, they don't want to stop you from defeating the eggpire, especially if it's for them.

Silence fills the room until ant speaks up. "You are actually so adorable!! Oh my egg, you're so much better in person instead of, well y'know, stalking."

"You didn't think we would kill you, did you rosebud?" Hannah speaks up.

"Oh fuck me. not again." You groan.

The crowd looks around nervously. Yeah that's right, you were talking about them.

"Someone's being a rather angsty teen aren't you?" Bad comments. "Why don't you come over here and join us."

"Nope. Nah. No fucking way. I'd rather fight then-" you get cut off as bad shoots an arrow into your leg making you tumble and barely stand up.

"Great now we'll have to nurse you back to health! So unfortunate.." ant frost jokes.

People start screaming, panicking. Puffy and Sam trying to act like they knew this would happen, and the others just panicking.

Hannah walks over and pulls you up to a standing position by hoisting you up from under your arms, you try to push her off but she holds a knife to your throat, putting pressure on your airways.

She walks back over to the egg, by her "new" alliance.

The crowd looks in shock. Eret looks in sympathy. "I'm so sorry-"

"Sh. Don't talk to them." Ponk snaps.

"Alright stop." Foolish speaks up. "Stop. Stop. Stop. I, have had enough."

"I am sick of this fowl red stench! I am tired of this stupid egg nonsense. I tried- we tried to give this dreadful egg another chance. But it's probably best it ends this way. Shielding itself against TNT impressive., I'll give it that. But can it stand,... A barrage of lightning-" he stands and waits for something to happen.

Nothing does.

You start getting used to the arrow and struggle more in Hannah's grip. She grabs the arrow and twists it before pulling it out. "Better play nice before you bleed out." She whispers.

"Huh. Interesting.." bad hums.

"What- I don't-" foolish looks, Well, foolish. "I don't understand-"

Eret takes the time to move from the execution spot to next to foolish.

"You really thought-" bad giggles, "you thought you could enter the eggs domain and beat it in a battle of power?"

"Why isn't it working- I don't-"

"Your in the eggs territory foolish." Bad gasps and turns to ant, "you know what? Ant-"

"Why don't we start with foolish instead?" Ant agrees.

"What? No! No! No!" Puffy screams.

Bad agrees, "we'll save the politician.. for later."We'll start with foolish."

"You two, bad, ant, this is your last chance with me!" Puffy yells.

"What are you gonna do? You're weak. You have nothing." Ant says nonchalantly.

Puffy and ant frost start arguing. You don't care. You yank one of your arms out of Hannah's grip and she presses the knife up against your neck tighter. "Don't you dare." You ignore her and rip off part of your sleeve. You wrap it tightly around your leg. You aren't dying right now.

"Puffy, you could have stopped this if you stayed with the eggpire, but you didn't so this is your fault." Ant ends the fight by killing foolish.

His body evaporates. Maybe he'll come back? He is a demigod after all.