Even if it's just pretend, just pretend.
Alana Williams is forced to do a fake PR relationship by her management, but she finds out her fake girlfriend is going to be Billie Eilish, one of her worst enemies. These feelings only are just fake though...
I'm seriously so done with Billie. I can't be her friend, it's simply impossible. It was one fucking kiss and we were both literally drunk! Why is it such a big deal to her? And now she's acting like a bitch again? She's been super dodgy and rude these past few days, so she's getting the same thing back, I seriously don't care.
I have to go to the VMA's with her tonight. So. Fucking. Fun.
Literally kill me now.
I'm getting my hair and makeup done right now before I get dressed and then we go to the award show. I love the VMA's, I've been 3 times, but I just know she's going to make it un-enjoyable.
"Alana, are you okay?" My makeup artist, Shayla, asks me, disrupting me from my train of thought.
"Yeah, I'm fine." I shrug.
"Girl, I've been your makeup artist for like 4 years, I know when you're off. What's up with you?" She sighs as she starts putting blush on my cheeks.
"It's Billie." I scoff.
"Ugh, what now? I thought you were friends again?" Julia, my hairstylist, rolls her eyes.
"She's being such a bitch over something stupid and we're back to low-key hating each other again. I'm so done with the on and off with her. She's fucking with my head constantly and I just want this PR relationship to be over so we never have to speak again." I rant to them.
Shayla and Julia give each other a shared look before one speaks up. "What's the 'something stupid' you're talking about?" Julia asks as she wraps some of my hair around her curling iron.
"I don't want to talk about it." I hang my head and sigh and Shayla laughs.
"Alana fucking Williams, what did you do?" She asks with an eye roll.
"We went out with her brother and his girlfriend and we both got drunk, and in our Uber, I kissed her. But I was drunk, can you fucking blame me?!" I shout as I get reminded of the night.
They both laugh. "I knew this enemies to lovers would come up to bet." Julia mumbles.
"Julia! It's not 'enemies to lovers'! God, why is everyone fucking saying that?" I snap.
"Okay, jeez, sorry." She puts up her hands in defense.
"I'm sorry I'm being bitchy guys, she just makes me so mad." I sigh.
"Not at all! You seem so calm right now!" Shayla says sarcastically and I give her a glare which makes her and Julia laugh.
"Fuck you both, seriously." I groan with a laugh.
"Oooh, threesome?" Julia jokes and we burst out laughing.
"Yeah, you wish. May I remind you, I have a girlfriend." I roll my eyes.
"Says the girl who cheated on her girlfriend." Shayla giggles.
"Shay, what the fuck? That's not funny! I was drunk, I didn't purposely do that! It was just a kiss." I sigh in annoyance.
"Sorry, Lana. You know I love pissing people off." She says with a proud smile and I laugh.
"Yeah, you do it to me daily." Julia scoffs. Julia and Shayla are actually roommates. They're close friends, but not gonna lie, I always thought they'd be more.
"I do not!" Shayla argues.
"Okay, whatever you say." Julia shrugs.
"God, you two argue like an old married couple." I shake my head with a chuckle and they just give each other a look. It's like those two have a secret unspoken language.
"About that.. me and Jules are dating." Shayla says, looking at Julie with a small smile.
"No fucking way!" I gasp. "Oh my God, really?" I ask and they both nod.
"I knew it!" I exclaim and they both furrow their eyebrows.
"What do you mean?" Shay asks.
"You guys live together and have a cat. That literally screams lesbian couple." I roll my eyes and they both laugh. "True." Julia shrugs.
"Alright, girlie, your makeup's all done." Shayla puts her makeup brush she was using down on the vanity and starts to put all of her things away. "How are you doing with hair, Ju?" She turns to Julia.
We have a few nicknames for Julia, to be honest, there's Jules, Ju, Juju, and Lia. Yeah, a lot. I know.
"Almost done, just gotta put some hairspray in." Julia nods and tells me to close my eyes so she can, and I do.
"Okay, good to go. We'll wait outside while you get changed, okay?" Julia says, looking at me through the mirror in the vanity.
"Okay, I'll be done in a few!" I call out to them as they walk out of the room.
I love my outfit for the show today, actually. It's super cute.
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Liked by conangray and 2,462,883 others. alana.williams vma's ready 😋 you can't see it here, but still giving them credits!! hair: @julia_vincent makeup: shayla.griffin shoutout to my girlsss
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julia_vincent okay perioddd ^ alana.williams thank u for the hair bae 🫶🏻
