Even if it's just pretend, just pretend.
Alana Williams is forced to do a fake PR relationship by her management, but she finds out her fake girlfriend is going to be Billie Eilish, one of her worst enemies. These feelings only are just fake though...
Billie Eilish is my girlfriend. Who would've thought?
I really didn't expect this to happen, but I'm so glad it did.
I roll over in Billie's arms to face her. "Hi." I smile at her.
"Hi, beautiful." She smiles back. "You sleep good?" She asks me and I nod as I lay my head on her chest. "How about you?" I ask her.
"Best fucking sleep ever knowing you're my girlfriend now." She giggles. I grin up at her and place a soft kiss on her neck. "I love you, Lani."
"I love you, Billie."
I think I've always loved her. I might've covered that up with hatred or whatever, but Billie has always had my heart even when I didn't want her to.
I've always been her's.
"Can I ask you something real quick?" Billie asks.
"Of course you can." I nod at her. "What are we gonna do about all of this? Like, with publicity and stuff. Our fake relationship was fine when it was public, but I just want to make sure our real relationship is okay being on social media, you know? Cause no one else knows that we weren't really dating back then." She explains.
"I don't know, could we ever tell people that it was fake and that we're really dating now?" I furrow my brows.
"Uh, I'm not sure. People might lose respect for us or something maybe." She shrugs.
"That's true. We could always talk to Steve and Chris about it, though." I say and she nods in agreement.
"So are we gonna post about it?" Billie asks. "Yeah, we can if you want to." I nod. "Look at the photo I took of us last night." I pull out my phone and go to my camera roll, showing her the photo.
Her eyes light up and she smiles. "Baby, that's so cute. You should post that one." She says.
"Okay, I will." I lay my head back down and she kissed my forehead, making me smile. I go on Instagram and make a post.
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"Okay, that went pretty good." Billie chuckles. "I know, I'm glad." I smile and look at her.
"What?" She giggles, looking confused. "Nothing, you're just pretty." I say to her and her cheeks turn pink. "Thanks, baby." She looks away shyly, making me laugh. "Damn, is the Billie Eilish blushing right now?"
"Shut up." She rolls her eyes. "Make me." I smirk.
Billie laughs and leans in, kissing me. She puts her hand on the side of my face, rubbing my cheek with her thumb. We both pull away with smiles. "I'm so happy with you, Bil. You make me feel like myself again." I tell her.
"I do?" She asks. "Mhm." I say, making Billie smile sweetly. "I'm so happy I can do that for you." She says.
I wrap my arms around her waist, burying my head into her chest and she rubs my back. "You excited for you birthday, Lan?" She switches to a new topic.
"I guess." I shrug. "Why just 'I guess?'" She laughs. "I don't know, my birthday is low-key always sad." I say to her.
"It's your golden birthday this year, right? Maybe it'll be a good one." She shrugs and I nod. "Yeah, maybe."
"I'll make sure you have a good birthday, I promise." She winks. "Oh really? And how will you do that?" I laugh. "You'll find out tomorrow." She says excitedly.
"You're so cute." I giggle and kiss her cheek. "I'm not." She frowns. "Bil, you are literally the cutest person ever, don't even lie." I roll my eyes.
"Whatever." She chuckles and kisses my the top of my head. She looks around my room as I lay in her arms and her eyes land on something. "Wait a minute, is that my perfume?" She asks.
"Yeah, I got it cause it smells like you." I tell her with another shrug. "Oh, so you still thought about me while you were in New York?" She smirks.
"Don't flatter yourself, Eilish. I bought it recently." I correct her and she groans. "Ugh, why can I never make fun of you for shit?"
"Because you're you." I say.
"Hey, what's that supposed to mean?" She gasps. "You're a little dumb sometimes." I sit up and ruffle her hair. "Take that back, Alana!" She pouts like a little kid.
"You told me we could be friends the other day, you got a boyfriend when we had something going on and you've been blind as fuck for the past few weeks about me being in love with you. You're dumb sometimes, baby." I smirk.
"Okay, that's actually fair." She sighs, making us both laugh.
"I love you, Lan."
"I love you, Bil."
I feel so complete with Billie in my life. I'm honestly happier than ever. Yeah, pun fucking intended.
Wait, is that a pun?
Whatever, Billie is my girlfriend so who gives a fuck?
