Ayanokouji What If: Popularity Time

Pool Day SS

Kiyotaka Pov
*Insert tropical music here*

The pool, the spot of youth, where boys and girls lust at each other, and you play games together. Only problem: We're in a school where we are all enemies.

Solution: Let's ignore it.

Ichinose and Kikyo sat across from each other in my dorm room with lighting arcing through the air between their eyes.

Ichinose: So Ayanokoji-Kun, how long have you been here, with Kushida-San I mean.

Kiyotaka: Maybe like an hour? Why?

Ichinose: Oh I was just wondering you know? I was wondering if a girl finally caught your eye!

She giggled towards the end while Kikyo seethed besides me.

Kikyo: No, no, no, we're just friends! It's weird though, you immediately hopped to that thought. Are you perhaps...

Ichinose: I have no idea what you're talking about Kushida-San!

Kiyotaka: I made tea.

I walked into the room with a tray of green tea and settled down at the table. They both picked up a cup and thanked me, and began to sip it slowly, allowing the steam to rise off and tickle their faces.

Kikyo: Ooh, hot, hot!

Kiyotaka: Sorry about that, I should have waited a bit.

Kikyo: No, no, quite alright! I like my tea hot anyways.

Ichinose: I like my tea hot as well.

Funny how I saw both of them with iced green teas at CosmoDollars a few days ago but whatever I suppose. They're just built different in that regard. Most people like to stick to one type of drink, hot vs cold. Of course there are the warm drinkers and they get shunned from society which leads to their guest appearance on the Andi Dade podcast.

Kiyotaka: I prefer my tea hot AND cold you know, why choose one when you can have both, right?

Ichinose: I suppose, but cold tea is just not my style, but I understand if people like it, that's not to say they couldn't!

Kikyo: I love cold tea!

How consistent...

Ken: Hey Kiyo, open the door man!

I stood up and opened it, allowing the study group in. Airi wasn't here, and Haruka was fiddling with her phone with a smirk on her face. Akito was attempting to lean over and see but she would slap him on the nose and he would retreat.

Keisei: Kushida and Ichinose?  What are to two doing here, if you don't mind me asking.

Ichinose: I invited Ayanokoji-Kun to go to the pool with me, and it turns out he had already invited people, so it worked out!

Kiyotaka: Yeah that's basically what happened.

Akito nodded to himself about something before dragging Ken away to the corner of the room.  They both were whispering for a few moments before returning to the room with demented smiles on their faces.

Kiyotaka: Haruka, you would usually say something by now, are you ok?

Haruka: I'm working Kiyopon, can't you see? 

Keisei: Working on what?  We don't have anything due soon.

Haruka: Yukimuu, if you continue to speak to me while I'm working, or I'll twist those glasses up and shove them higher than where the sun don't shine, got it?

Keisei:...

Haruka: Great!

Kikyo: Hahaha, what a funny joke!  She was joking right? 

Crickets...

Kikyo: Say sike right now.

Yamauchi: Sakura-Chan, Sakura-Chan, Sakura-Chan!

Ike: Kushida-Chan, Kushida-Chan, Kushida-Chan!

Our group arrived at the pool to see those two dancing in a circle while chanting Airi and Kikyo's names aloud, practically screaming for all to hear.

Haruka: What are there two pervs doing here?  Kiyopon...

She twisted her neck to look at me and I whistled and looked away and up into the bright blue sky.

Kikyo: Hey I didn't!

I heard Kikyo cry out.

Akito: So we're they just...here?

Ike: Kushida-Chan!  My prayers have been answered!

Yamauchi: Fuck this! 

Yamauchi was about to storm off to the pool when a timid voice called out behind us.

Airi: S-sorry I'm late...

It was Airi, dressed in a sun dress and wearing a baseball cap tucked on her head.  She was she around all these people I assumed, and hid behind Haruka and I.  Haruka gently patted her back and I stared blankly at Yamauchi who was drooling. 

Ichinose: Hi!  Your name was...Sakura Airi?  Right?

Airi: O-h um yes, hi Ichinose-San!

Airi put as much enthusiasm as she could muster into that and managed to meet Ichinose's eyes slightly.

Yamauchi: Sakura-Cha-

Thunk, thunk.

He paused and listened to the sound.  It was Haruka hitting a bat against the concrete.  Her eyes were narrowed in a harsh glare, and if looks could kill, Yamauchi would have the greatest Gojo cosplay to date.

Haruka: Say that again, and you're dead meat.

Ike: Hey hey hey, we're fine right?

Yamauchi: Yeah yeah yeah!

Minutes later everyone else arrived, and we stepped into the pool area.

After changing, I noticed the amount of girls with their phones out all of the sudden, and I noticed how many watermelons were crashing against each other.  The sun beamed down upon us, and created a shiny and glittery effect, same as my toilet after I ordered Burrito Alarm.  Worth it, but also not worth it.

Yamauchi was as unpopular as ever, and I saw Ike and Shinohara clink a soda can with each other.

Sato: Ohohohohoho, did Satsuki get a boyfriend?  And an ugly one at that?

Ikehara: No I would never date that ugly hag!  Hey, stop copying me!  No you're coping me!  No-

Sato: Alright calm down!  Sudo, can you help me out over here?

Ken sighed and walked over, prying the two apart from each other.

???: Kiyotaka-Kun.

I spun around and felt two hands push my chest.  I fell into the pool due to the surprise attack, and heard another splash come from on top of me, muffled by the water.

All of the sudden, I felt a peck at my cheek.  I opened my eyes slightly, and I realized Kikyo was swimming away from me.  When I emerged I felt my cheek...

Author: First it's hand holding, then a peck on the cheek, and then premarital seggs?!😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😔.  They need holy juice.   This chap took a bit cause I was working on something special, and idk when it's coming out but be ready!  Have a great day and see you next time I update!