Little Mewis

Got Ye'!

"Hoi guys, it's nice to see you somewhere other than the pitch," you greeted, shaking hands with Alanna and Mackenzie. "So I was thinkin'..."

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"Right, so Alanna, you're gonna be the diversion, Macca, you're gonna jump out while Cait's distracted, and then afterwards I'm gonna jump out and throw the rubber knife to hopefully scare the ever-livin' shits out of 'er. Sound good?"

"Yeah!" They exclaimed, you and Macca getting into your separate hiding spots while Alanna set off to find Caitlin for the Westfield Matildas 'Challenge Video'.

Apparently, Alanna and Macca had told Tony about the prank in-the-making, to which he'd laughed and invited you over for the day as a 'special guest' for the Football Australia YouTube channel.

"Ready?" The producer asked as 2 sets of footsteps were heard in the hallway.

You grinned.

"Absolutely."

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"Hi, guys, my name's Caitlin Foord, and I'm here with—"

"Alanna Kennedy."

"—and today, we're going to see who can fill up this jug of water the quickest."

"So, we've got this little bucket," Alanna explained. "And we've got to run back and forth to fill up our jug the fastest. Caitlin, you wanna count us down?"

"Right, three, two, one, go!"

The two raced back and forth for a minute before Alanna 'accidentally' slipped on her way towards her half full jug, splashing Caitlin with a bucket full of cold water.

"ALANNA!" She screeched. "What the fuck!?"

Macca tiptoed out from behind the black curtain draped across the other side of the room, wearing the clown mask you'd given her minutes ago.

"How clumsy are you?" Caitlin laughed in mock anger. "Honestly, why— SHIT!"

She turned and yelped upon coming face-to-face with the tall Keeper. "Oh my god!"

You pushed the cabinet door open slowly, making sure not to alert the terrified Forward with your rubber knife in hand.

You threw the prop across the room, gaining Caitlin's attention as she turned to face you in a panic.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" She screamed, backing into a cackling Alanna.

You stalked towards her, a growl sounding deep inside your throat as Caitlin attempted to run, only for the door to be blocked by Mackenzie.

"I SWEAR TO GOD LET ME OUT!" Caitlin shrieked, trying desperately to push the Keeper out of the way.

Retrieving your fake weapon from the floor, you flipped it into the air, grabbing it by its handle.

Caitlin's eyes darted around wildly as she shoved Alanna in your direction. "Kill her first!"

You and Macca slipped your masks off, matching grins donned across your faces. "Damn, Cait, what a good friend ye' are."

She glared, attempting to play it cool. "Fuck you."

You frowned. "Why's everyone want to fook' me? It's illegal."

"I hate you!" She huffed, crossing her arms.

You sighed sadly. "I knew dogs hated me."

"Wha-"

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"I'm back!" You announced, having returned from the Matildas' base camp in Brisbane. "What's happenin'?"

Leah hugged you. "How'd it go?"

You smirked. "Oh, y'know, just gave Caitlin a heart attack."

She shook her head in amusement as Katie jumped down the stairs. "I can't believe you flew all the way to Australia for a prank."

"Y/N!" Katie yelled, pulling you into a hug of her own. "I've missed ya'!"

You patterned her on the back. "I was only gone 3 days, calm yourself!"

"3 days too long," she grumbled, ruffling your hair. "Anyways, you gonna prank Lotte too?"

You grinned devilishly. "Of course I am. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to call Lessi."

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"Hey, Little Mewis, what's up?" The Forward greeted. "You need something?"

"Ye', actually," you said, picking at your nails. "Would you and Ella Toone be down for a prank on Lotte?"

"Hell. Fucking. Yes."

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"Hi, I'm Tooney," Ella greeted. "So, what's this prank on Lotte I've heard about?"

You rubbed your hands together. "We fill a balloon with slime, put it over the doorway, pop it with this–" Alessia and Ella gaped as you pulled a nerf gun out of nowhere, "–while someone records and gets her to the  intended spot."

Ella scratched her head. "So who's doing what?"

"Tooney, you help me set it up, Lessi, you just call Lotte and tell her to come over for a chill lunch."

"Cheers!"

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"Where's Y/N?" Lotte asked as she cautiously stepped inside. "Cait and I played a prank on her last week, and she wasn't very happy."

Alessia shrugged, discreetly pulling out her phone to begin recording. "Jordan just asked if you and I wanted to come over for lunch. Last I checked, Y/N wasn't even in the country."

"Why?" Lotte questioned as she crossed over into the living room. "What's going on with he— OI!"

She yelled as the green, toxic-looking goop splattered onto her head. "What the fuck is— ewww!"

"Got ye',"  you smirked, tossing your nerf gun over to Ella who promptly unloaded the whole MAG onto a very grumpy Lotte Wubben-Moy. "I told you to watch your back, Caesar."

She glowered at you before turning to face Alessia and Ella. "You two are s'possed to be my closest friends! How could you?"

Ella snickered. "Couldn't pass up the opportunity for a good prank."

Alessia nodded in agreement, fist-bumping you as you patted Lotte's back comfortingly. "It's alright, Lotte. It's only Y/N's revenge. No more pranks on her and I think you'll be in the clear."

You smirked. "Truce?"

Lotte begrudgingly shook your hand. "How come you didn't get Caitlin back?"

"Expect a video from Football Australia coming out in three, two, one..."

Your phone dinged with a YouTube notification.

You flipped your phone around so that the screen was facing the others, a Football Australia video across it.

"Special Guest Y/N Mewis joins Mackenzie Arnold and Alanna Kennedy for a fun scare prank", Alessia giggled. "That's funny."

Just then, your phone rang, Caitlin's name flashing on your screen.

"Y/N!" She yelled. "TELL THEM TO TAKE IT DOWN!"

You smiled cheekily, although the Forward couldn't see it. "Karma's a bitch!"

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Pranks are afoot! (Afoot? Is that the word? I'm so damn tired I don't know anymore)

Hope you enjoyed, thanks for reading!