Oneshots for those who love Scaramouche‼️‼️
Posting from time to time probably not daily tho
Things I will include:
🍋-Smut
🌸-Angst
💮-Fluff
Things that aren't included:
❌-Adult x child
❌-Rape or Sa
This is my first time so please bare with me if i...
It was the second day of both you and Wanderer getting ready to celebrate Christmas and we're on your way to go Christmas shopping. As you both stepped inside the store you were greeted with happy employees who had Christmas themed headbands on, but yet still wearing their employee outfits. You waved at them and went on your way through the isles to find some clothing.
"Soo we should definitely get matching pajamas and Christmas sweaters! Especially the silly ones"
"That would look stupid on me"
"Any thing that's silly would look great on you though Kuni"
"Whatever you believe" Wanderer said chuckling
"Oh my gosh! I need some help finding something! Could you please help me sir?" A lady asked, twirling her hair and looking at Wanderer
"Oh I'm sorry, but I'm actually quite busy now-"
"Oh come on, it'll only take a bit it's going to be that long for the little..girl over there" she said pointing to your direction
"Okay first I am NOT a little girl! I'm 22 for your information, and second of all did your parents not ever tell you that it's very rude to point?!" You told her getting slightly annoyed as she just rolled her eyes at you and turned back to Wanderer
"So? How bout it?" She said looking at him with hopeful dough eyes
"Okay"
"What?!" You said turning to Wanderer
"I said okay, WE'LL go with you lady" Wanderer said pulling you close
"Oh no I just meant yo-fine! You know what, I don't need help I'm perfectly fine on my own but thanks anyway" she said storming off
"What? Did you think I was going to go with some random chick by myself? Aww look at you being jealous Y/N" he said, a smirk forming onto his lips
"Cut it out Kuni!"
"What? I'm not doing anything" Wanderer said putting his hand up
"Let's just go get the outfits" you told him, grabbing his arm and pulling him back towards the clothes isle
You both decided to go look through separate clothing racks, making sure not to be too distant from each other. There was a variety of clothes, some good and some bad in your opinion. You were currently at a rack where nothing really caught your interest and was about to go to the next rack of clothes when you suddenly saw a Santa type of dress for ladies. It was rather short with some gloves, laced stockings, a Santa hat, and laced undergarments. Usually you would tell yourself that if you WERE to see something like this then you just simply wouldn't buy it, but you did just to tease Wanderer a little bit. You grabbed the whole set and put it under the clothes you had already bought so Wanderer wouldn't see. You pushed the cart and went back to Wanderer who had a few clothes in his hand.
"Did you find any matching pajamas or sweaters Kuni?"
"Well I mean, I got matching sweaters I know you'd want us to wear, but I didn't see matching paja-" he started but stopped and looked through a rack that he had missed
"What?" You questioned
"I actually see a matching pair" Wanderer said pulling out these pajamas:
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"Oh hell no" Wanderer said attempting to put it back
"No wait! Come on pleaseee! I know you don't usually wear Hello Kitty stuff but just this once!" You pleaded
"Are you kidding me Y/N"
"Nope! Not at all!"
Wanderer groaned and put the pajamas in the cart. You smiled happily as he pushed the cart to another isle with accessories.
"Should we go for reindeer headband? Or a headband with a mistletoe, Or Christmas lights headband, or Santa hat? Oo Oo! Or elf hat, or-"
"Y/N, whichever one we agree on is the one we'll get, or we can just get multiple if you really can't decide that much"
"Then let's get all!" You said grabbing one of each different types of headwear
"Okay Y/N I think that's enough shopping before you use up all the money" Wanderer said putting the headwear in the cart and walking up to the cash register
You waited as the lady scanned the items and placed them in the bag. It seemed like the employees loved doing their job because they were still happy and cheerful the way that they were when you guys first came in here. Once the employee was done scanning she told you guys the total and Wanderer paid for it.
"Merry Christmas you two! You guys are cute!" The employee said
"Thank you and Merry Christmas to you too!" You said while nudging Wanderer for him to say it back
"Merry Christmas miss" he told the employee
The both of you basically rode the cart back to the car and put the stuff up in there then got in the car and headed home. Once back at the house and inside you took the clothes out of the bag and handed Wanderer his.
"Try some on for me will you?" You asked him
"Right now?"
"Of course silly!" You said while Wanderer shook his head
"Jeez you couldn't wait till Christmas?" He said going to the room and trying on his different outfits
Each outfit he tried on he would step out and show you how it looked on him. You were right that he'd literally look good in anything and wondered how in hell could someone still look good even in the most dumbest and silliest outfits. After he was done trying on his outfits you tried on yours and he of course thought that you looked good. When you guys were done you hung up the clothes on hangers and sat down on one of the chairs that were seated behind the counter.
"So what do you want to do next tomorrow?"
"Well maybe since we finally did everything we can go ahead and make a snowman, then have some hot chocolate but I prefer eggnog"
