Incorrect Quotes #3

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by DRDCRDR

Dan: And now for a gay update with Gabby and Ellie
Drew writing: Getting gayer.
Dan: Thank you, Drew

Trevor: Can you cut me some slack, Derek? I’m sort of in love.
Derek: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.
Trevor: I’m in love with you.
Derek: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

Tom: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him?
Jake: A pet WHAT?!
Gabby: William Snakespeare.

Nick: Why do you not believe that ghosts are real?
Alec: Never seen one.
Nick: Okay, I mean, there’s a lot of things that you can’t see that are real.
Alec: What can’t I see?
Nick: You can’t see gravity. That’s real.
Alec: Yeah, I can drop an apple.
Nick: Fuck.

Marcus: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.
Jensen: Only if you also don't ask why.
Jensen: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of his bag*
Marcus: ...
Marcus, grabbing a skull: This one will do.

Lake: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm fucking pissed.

Derek, looking through his clothes: Has anyone seen my top?
Kristal: Trevor's in the kitchen

Ally, playing a video game: This game is so frustrating! I hate it, I hate it, I hate it!
Tess: Ok, I think it’s time to turn off the game for a little while.
Ally: But I’m having fun!

Squad reactions to being called straight:
James: The fuck, no I'm not.
Tom: Excuse the hell out of you?
Gabby: Ding dong, you are wrong!
Jake: Who told you that? And why did they lie?
Aiden: Rude.
Karol: *punches the person*

Emily: What scares you the most?
Oliver: Werewolves
Kristal: Sharks
Nina: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all to an unenviable death
Everyone: ...........
Trevor:*holding onto Derek tightly in fear* N-Nina....