Disventure Camp S1+2 Book

Incorrect Quotes #17

Lake: *sees James and Aiden together*
Lake: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.
Rosa: You mean... you ship them?

Fiore: Alec, I got suspended from school…
Alec: WHAT?!?! What did you do?
Fiore: My teacher pointed at me with a ruler, and he said “there is an idiot at the end of this ruler”.
Alec: And…?
Fiore: I asked which end…
Alec, unable to contain their laughter: Okay, you just made my day.

Kristal: What’s your favorite high school memory?
Derek: LEAVING. FUCKING LEAVING!

Drew: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.
Will: Violently practices.
Dan: Violently studies.
Ellie: Violently sleeps.
Lill: Violently shoots pictures.
Ashley: Violently boxes.
Gabby: Violently murders people.
Nick: Violently worries about the previous statement.

Ellie: Why is there blood everywhere?
Gabby: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.
Ellie: You stabbed someone?!
Gabby: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife.

Riya: Well, I'm very sorry to hear about your mother.
Karol: Mmm, we aren't really that close.
Riya: Oh, good.

Jake: What have I done wrong?!
Tom: Everything. For your entire life.

Ashely: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Nick's birthday invitations.
Lill: Well, what are they supposed to say?
Ashley: "Nick's birthday".
Lill: So, what do they say instead?
Ashley: "Nick’s bi".
Lill:
Lill: Works out either way.

Emily: and then they're roommates
Trevor: Oh my god, they're roommates.....

James:*slaps Jake* KEEP MY BOYFRIEND'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH