Aiden: I wouldn't wish that upon my worse enemy!
Aiden: Unless of course. . We're talking about my enemy, Riya. Fuck you Riya, you know what you did!
(This can work with him towards Yul and Ellie)
Gabby: Are you laughing at that video of Ellie and Jake fighting?
Grett: No.
Grett: I'm laughing at the comments.
Yul: Met a dumbass today. Awful.
James: You looked in a mirror?
Yul: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful.
Nick: *knocks on Will's locked door* Hey I'm here, open up
Will: It all started when I was 6 years old-
Nick, dumbfounded: Open the fucking door....
Tom, watching Derek and Trevor from afar: Two Bros, Chillin in a hot tub. Five feet apart because they think they're not gay, BUT THEY REALLY ARE-
Nina: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone's cheeks, look into their eyes...
Nina: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.
Kristal: ...That took an unexpected turn.
Marcus: So did their neck.
Lill: Alec , what are you doing?
Alec: Making chocolate pudding.
Lill: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding?
Alec: Because I've lost control of my life.
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Disventure Camp S1+2 Book
LosoweOneshots for DC since the reboot of adventure camp is coming up tomorrow
