Fiore: Remain CALM! *slaps Will multiple times*
James, on the phone: So no head?
James: *Throws phone and breaks skateboard*Oliver, slamming pots and pans together to the rhythm of "Give it to me, I'm worth it": I didn't get no sleep cause a' y'all! Y'all never gonna sleep cause a' me!
Lill: Why can’t we all just get along?
Fiore: Because most of us are assholes, LillTeacher: Your child was in a fight.
Trevor: Oh no, that’s terrible!
Derek: Did they win?Hunter: What is your favourite mythical story?
Tess: The Story Of My Will To Live.
Hunter: I don’t think I’ve heard of that one before.After ep 10
Gabby: He doesn't deserve you. If he doesn't treat you right, you're gone
Tom: I'm gone
Gabby: Good.. NOW GO CHOP HIS DICK OFFHunter: I haven’t slept in 72 hours…
Oliver: I haven’t slept in 80. I’m the insomnia king!
Ally: Ha! I haven’t slept in 90 hours, I’m aiming for an even 100.
Karol: What the fuck is wrong with you people.
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Disventure Camp S1+2 Book
DiversosOneshots for DC since the reboot of adventure camp is coming up tomorrow