Lake: Respect my trans homies or I’m gonna identify as a fucking problem.
Riya: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.
Yul: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!
Trevor: I lost Nina.
Derek: How did you LOSE Nina?!
Trevor: To be fair, she is very small.
Lill: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!
Nick: I'll hate my self in the morning regardless.
Kai: *Gasp*
Yul: wHAT??
Kai: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Yul: *inhales*
Kristal, in another room with Oliver: Why can I hear screeching?
Yul is laying on the floor with his eyes closed*
Alec: Hey, is he sleeping or dead?
Riya: Hopefully dead, I hated him.
Connor: Yeah, me too.
Yul, sitting up: First of all, fuck you guys.
Jake: I’m not stupid, you know.
Aiden: Well, you’re doing a really good impression of it!
Tom: Seriously, Gabby, how many people would you have killed if we’d asked you to?
Gabby: That’s not important
Tom: I DISAGREE.
Nick: We're having a baby.
Fiore: Oh, congradu-
Alec, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.
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Disventure Camp S1+2 Book
De TodoOneshots for DC since the reboot of adventure camp is coming up tomorrow
