Bruno: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?
Kai: Your future self is talking shit about you right now.
Milo: Jokes on them. I'll ruin their fucking life.
Gabby: My favorite thing about big dogs is that when you push them over, they're all like "Oh, I'm lying down now! Someone might scratch my stomach! I might nap! Endless possibilities!"
Ellie: ...whereas, when you push little dogs over, they're all like, "Vengeance! Death before dishonor!"
Harley: If I say yes am I joining a cult?
Dante: Possibly.
Harley: I’m in.
Riya, wearing shades: Rule one of destroying the world.
Riya: *does finger guns* You gotta look good while doing it
Leslie: This bloodline ends with me.
Linh: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".
Theo: Hey, Bruno, have you thought about having children?
Bruno: ...
Bruno: Does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it.
Luna: But we're not childr-
Aaron, already distracted: Cassie, PUT THE FIRE DOWN!
Nick: Truth or dare?
Marco: Dare.
Nick: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.
Marco: Hey Claire?
Claire: Yeah?
Marco: Can you please move? I'm trying to get to Riya.
Alec: *talking through the walkie-talkie* Haha very funny. Guess what? I can turn you off
Nick:*through the walkie-talkie* Of course you can. You're an EXPERT of turning people off.
Alec angrily hangs up at the insult
River, at Yul: More like a B-I-T-C- *gets interrupted*
Milo, Marco, Claire and River belongs to HyperCartoonFan20
Harley Dante Aaron and Cassie belongs to Werewolf1363
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Disventure Camp S1+2 Book
RandomOneshots for DC since the reboot of adventure camp is coming up tomorrow
