Trevor:Name something a burglar don't want to see when he breaks into a house
Nick:*presses the button*
Trevor: Nick?
Nick:*without hesitation* NAKED GRANDMA
Trevor:Naked HUH?!!?
Purple and Teal Team:........
Derek:*deadpan* I don't wanna see that eitherRosa:Pronounce gif or jif??
Lake: ITS GIF
Yul: ITS JIF
Hunter: No no, you know what happens. I'm telling you it's back to this. When you skipped 3rd grade and 4th grade, and the teachers don't want you there anymore and just send you to middle school. You can't fucking pronounce
Karol: It's an acronym.. YOU IDIOTS! YOU DONT SAY IT OUTLOUD ITS G.I.F
James laughing his ass offJensen: *leaving* You're all going to hell. Goodbye
Nina: whoever threw this paper, your mom is a hoe
Tw!: Mention of su!c!de
Tom: If you guys think of doing su!cide, don't do it. God doesn't want you to ....
Tom: ..... God wants to kill you himself in his own special wayLill: Tell them you're sorry
Fiore: I'm sorry
Lill: No say it like you mean it
Fiore: Listen...... I don't mean itTrevor: I don't trust atoms
Derek: Why's that Trevor?
Trevor: Because they make up everythingAiden: Hey-
Nina:*demonic puppet*
Aiden: AAAAAAAAH! GET YOUR FUCKING PUPPET BITCH
Marcus: she don't bite
Aiden: YES SHE DO-Alec: WHY IS YOUR REPORT CARD ON THE CEILING?!
Fiore: You said to keep my grades up
Alec: ... I did say thatGrett: And we broke up
Gabby: Why are you looking up?
Grett: I wanna cry but my foundation cost 45 dollars!!
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Disventure Camp S1+2 Book
De TodoOneshots for DC since the reboot of adventure camp is coming up tomorrow