incorrect quotes #12

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Trevor:Name something a burglar don't want to see when he breaks into a house
Nick:*presses the button*
Trevor: Nick?
Nick:*without hesitation* NAKED GRANDMA
Trevor:Naked HUH?!!?
Purple and Teal Team:........
Derek:*deadpan* I don't wanna see that either

Rosa:Pronounce gif or jif??
Lake: ITS GIF
Yul: ITS JIF
Hunter: No no, you know what happens. I'm telling you it's back to this. When you skipped 3rd grade and 4th grade, and the teachers don't want you there anymore and just send you to middle school. You can't fucking pronounce
Karol: It's an acronym.. YOU IDIOTS! YOU DONT SAY IT OUTLOUD ITS G.I.F
James laughing his ass off

Jensen: *leaving* You're all going to hell. Goodbye

Nina: whoever threw this paper, your mom is a hoe

Tw!: Mention of su!c!de
Tom: If you guys think of doing su!cide, don't do it. God doesn't want you to ....
Tom: ..... God wants to kill you himself in his own special way

Lill: Tell them you're sorry
Fiore: I'm sorry
Lill: No say it like you mean it
Fiore: Listen...... I don't mean it

Trevor: I don't trust atoms
Derek: Why's that Trevor?
Trevor: Because they make up everything

Aiden: Hey-
Nina:*demonic puppet*
Aiden: AAAAAAAAH! GET YOUR FUCKING PUPPET BITCH
Marcus: she don't bite
Aiden: YES SHE DO-

Alec: WHY IS YOUR REPORT CARD ON THE CEILING?!
Fiore: You said to keep my grades up
Alec: ... I did say that

Grett: And we broke up
Gabby: Why are you looking up?
Grett: I wanna cry but my foundation cost 45 dollars!!

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