HEY KIDS!
WELCOME BACK TO THE WONDERFUL SHOW'S IMAGINARY FUN
LEARNING EMPORIUM-PALOOZA EXTRAVAGANZA HOUR
FOR KIDS!
Gabby: Hello kids! I'm the color red and I brought my friends to teach about them. Theyre the colors of all the things you see. And red is me, the color of awesome things!
Like hearts
And roses
And mars.
But most importantly
Gabby:*at the same time* Love, love, love, love
Fiore:*at the same time* Blood blood blood blood
HOORAY!
Drew:*written* Hi I'm orange like Mac n cheese. Let's name other orange things now if you please. Like you got pumpkin, tigers and the desert sand
Fiore:*at the same time* Prescription bottles
Drew:*nervous* Monarch butterflies are your orange friends. La la la la
Fiore: Pills
Drew: What are you doing?
Fiore: what I was born do to
Grett: You probably guess yellow's pretty fun
Fiore: Jaundice
Grett: you can find it in the bus or the rays of the sun. If you ask me, Yellow is number 1!
Fiore: Liver failure
Grett: If you like yellow and sour, try a lemon
Fiore and Grett: JAUNDICE!
Grett: DANG IT!!
Will:*pretty disturbed by his lyrics* I once ate a bug that was the color green. But the ER say that was a poisonous thing. That explains why I threw up green. Inside that green, there are chunks of green. I bet you haven't wished to list the green.
Hooray!
Jake: Why didn't you changed that one?
Fiore: I like that verse
Jake: The ocean is a place where creatures live
Fiore: Nightmares
Jake: It's a deep blue sea and its mysterious
Fiore: it'll kill you to death. Especially if you're on the titanic. So let that sink in, pun intended
Dan: Don't fold it for us, kid! Come on....
Dan takes a deep breathe
Dan: Purple is a color of many pretty things like lilac-
Fiore shoots him with some tranquilizers
Everyone panics
Ashley: *tries to act like she forgot out of fear* I guess it's my turn... there's brown things like dirt... I can't remember the words... please don't hurt me...
Fiore shoots her with tranquilizers
More panic
Miriam: Okay... White includes-
Fiore: All broken bones
Miriam:*fighting with Fiore* and doves and paper-
Fiore: and rabies fome!
Miriam: There's Ivory-
Fiore: Worth a lot of money. If you wanna buy some, then email me
Oh no...
Fiore: Black is the color of emptiness.. I feel it myself cuz I'm an emotional mess
Dan suddenly knocks her out
Everyone else: AAAAAAH!!
Dan: Take care the body! Shove it in a closet or something!?
Gabby: BACK TO NORMAL!
Everyone: YAY!!
Nick: I'm the last color you see. And they assigned to me is *angry* THIS!!
*shows radioactive green as the audience claps and cheers*
Everyone else: 0_0!!
Nick: ...... *darkly* Think about that for ONE moment
Nick leaves as he flips everyone off
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Disventure Camp S1+2 Book
AcakOneshots for DC since the reboot of adventure camp is coming up tomorrow
