Incorrect Quotes #29

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by DRDCRDR

Yul, to Grett: I mean, I get complimented all the time-
Riya: *starts cackling*
Yul: I do!
Riya: *laughs harder*

Trevor: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
Jensen: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Trevor:
Jensen: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.

Dan: Drew got into a fight.
Gabby: That’s bad.
Gabby:
Gabby: Did he win?

Nina: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?
Nina: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.
Nina: I also want to softhack his circuits.
Derek: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

Nick: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

Fiore: Did you just call me a shrimp, you asshole?! I'm still growing, dammit!

James: I give up. I am so tired.
Rosa: Get the emergency supply!
Lake: *carries Aiden and places him in front of James*
Aiden: *smiles*
James: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

Karol: Person C, I don't like you.
Aiden: What did you say?
Karol: You heard me!
Aiden, internally: And it turns out I actually didn't hear what the fuck you just said.

Yul: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Riya: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Grett: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.
Gabby: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Alec: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

Nick: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*
Lill: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?
Nick: I—
Nick: I don’t know the correct answer to that question