Miriam: What’s up with Jake? He’ve been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?
Ashley: He's just a little overwhelmed.
Miriam: Why?
Ashley: Tom smiled at him.
James: All I did was kill Yul, is that really such a crime?
Aiden:
Aiden: Yes?!.... and I approve
Riya: I can't take you seriously wearing that.
Yul: Aw, you take me seriously at all?
Riya: Fair point.
Nick: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!
Alec: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.
Nick: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?
Alec: Somehow that's worse.
Nina: People always shoot down my ideas and I’m sick of it. Two sentences in and everyone’s always shouting “what the fuck? that’s illegal!” and “you can’t do that!”. Like, c'mon, let me talk!
Gabby: What are you drinking?
Tom: Vodka.
Gabby: Straight?
Tom: No, gay. Why?
Drew, looking at the squad: Okay, so I need to become a therapist faster.
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Disventure Camp S1+2 Book
RandomOneshots for DC since the reboot of adventure camp is coming up tomorrow
