Disventure Camp S1+2 Book

Incorrect Quotes #11

Lake: Would you slap Yul-
Rosa: Yes.
Lake: I didn't even finish!
Rosa: Sorry, continue.
Lake: Would you slap Yul for 10 dollars?
Rosa: I would do it for free.
Yul: Rude...

Miriam: Who hurt you?
Jake: *snorting* What, do you want a list?
Miriam: ...Yes, actually.

Trevor in the 2nd and 3rd hunger games simulations be like: Hi, My name is Trevor and I'm here to say...
Trevor: I'M NOT PLAYING THESE GAMES. EVERYONE SIT THE FUCK DOWN! NINA, I HEARD ABOUT YOU, TRY ME!!

Gabby: *talking about Ellie's funeral* You do know we’re burying a great person today!
Tom, shocked: Did someone else die?

Grett: I am going to need you to swear-
Yul: Fuck.
Grett : ............
Grett: ...swear as in promise.

A scene of Ep 9 of s1 be like
Kidnapper: We have your daughter
Alec: I don’t have a daughter?
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?
Alec: Oh god, you have Fiore *rushes to rescue her with a gun*

Dan: That’s illegal, right?
Gabby: Why do you care? Are you a fucking cop?
Dan: No-
Gabby: Then shut the fuck up.

Ashley: You motherfucker!
Nick: Motherfucker? I think you mean MILF enthusiast. (A/N: He's referring to Lill, who idk if she counts a milf since we don't know if she has children of her own)

TV: *announcing a new TD season*
Derek:*turns off the TV before walking to the middle of the road*
Derek: HIT ME! HIT ME WITH YOUR CAR!!