Incorrect Quotes #24

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Gabby: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people

Oliver: Ayo, what the FUCK is this?!?
Marcus, sitting down, surrounded by corpses: I won Mafia, that’s what.

Kai: If you water water, it grows.
Yul: ...What.
Connor: They've got a point.

Jensen with a gun to Tom's head: What happens if I pull this trigger? Heaven?
Tom: Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.

Nina: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited.
Kristal: "If"
Derek: Great, the only party I'm ever invited to and she might not even die.

Fiore: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Alec: Spear.
Fiore: BLOCKED.

Alec and Nick's dynamic before they got together in the DCAS au
Alec: The reward better be something useful
Nick: Or even better, Alec
Alec: What?
Nick: Maybe it's a wife who won't leave you
*cue air horns*
Yul: OOOOOOOOHHHHH

James: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Sofia: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Lake: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Aiden: I joined you in the dumb stuff.
Rosa: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

Drew: *written* I am strong! I beat Dan at arm wrestling!
Gabby: Almost anyone can beat Dan at arm wrestling!
Dan: Hey-

Nick: It may be a shock to you but...... I'm bi
Lill, Ashley and Will: ......
Lill: That's not a shock

Tess: Hey, Hunter, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?
Hunter: Yeah.
Tess: And you, Ally?
Ally: Umm... yes?
Tess: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!
Hunter: Did she just-

Fiore: At least my dads chose me, your mom didn't have a choice