Incorrect Quotes #27

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Aiden: How do you sleep at night knowing people don’t like you?
Riya: With the fan on.

Yul: Am I in trouble?
Emily: Take a guess.
Yul: No?
Emily: Take another guess

Ellie: Tommorrow's garbage day.
Jake: I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you.

Fiore, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, Alec.
Alec, not looking up from their coffee: Good morning, problem child.

Gabby: Am I going to far?
Tom: No, no, no. You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you’re going to prison

Everyone is playing a board game together*
Kristal: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.
Emily: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.
Derek: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.
Trevor: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.
Emily: *flips the board*

Nick: I can't believe you've done this.....
Lill: I'm sorry I didn't know-!
Nick, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

James: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Aiden: wHat?
James: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Rosa: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?

Oliver: Fight me!
Derek: Ha, look at your size! What are you gonna do, kick my ankle?
*Later*
Trevor: Why is Derek crying?
Kristal: Oliver kicked him really hard on the ankle.

Tom: My stupid boyfriend Jake.... now my stupid EX boyfriend and *shoots arrows at a photo of Jake* I. don't. Want.to.see.him.again!! Ever

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