Trevor: What, I can’t be in a bad mood? It’s like people think, “Oh, Trevor is such a nice person, Trevor is so happy-go-lucky! Trevor can’t be in a bad mood!” Well, you know what? Trevor CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, Trevor IS be in a bad mood.
Connor: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance?
Jake: No.
Ally: No.
Connor: Didn't think so.
Gabby: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward.
Grett: I’m worried about you.
Fiore: I feel awful about killing you.
Grett:
Fiore: Even though technically you never even died, so I don’t know what you’re bitching about
Nick, cowering in fear: What do you want from me?!
Chris, standing in front of Nick: *bites into the whole KitKat bar like a heathen*
Nick, crying: Please...stop...
Kristal: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.
Alec: The salary of a clown is 51,000 dollars.
Fiore, gesturing to Yul and Riya fighting: And yet these idiots do it daily, and for free!
Dan: Isn’t it weird how we pay money to see other people?
Jake: You mean movies?
Gabby: Concerts?
Tom:*deadpan* Prostitutes?
Dan: Wha…N-no, I mean glasses, what the fuck-
Beef between Nick and Fiore in the Beta belike :
Beta!Nick shoots a paintball gun at Beta!Fiore*
Beta!Fiore: This is why your parents doesn’t FUCKING love you!
*Beta!Nick runs off while snickering*
Aiden: Nina is a little bitch.
Lake: Why?
Aiden: Number one, she's little. Number two, she's a bitch.
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Disventure Camp S1+2 Book
De TodoOneshots for DC since the reboot of adventure camp is coming up tomorrow
