Disventure Camp S1+2 Book

Incorrect Quotes #9

Fiore: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies.
Alec: You’re too young to have enemies.
Fiore: You don’t even know.

Nina: I’m a reverse necromancer!
Trevor: Isn’t that just-
Derek: No. Shut up. Shut the fuck up. You are literally so fucking unfunny that it hurts. It physically hurts my body knowing that people still think murder is funny. I cant believe im saying this but do you guys know how chronically online you all are, thinking that saying “oOh iM a rEVeRsE nECrOmANcER i LOvE tO kiLL pEOpLe” is genuinely funny and will get everyone in the room shitting themselves from laughter?? cause its not. It’s fucking not. In fact, its the unfunniest fucking joke ever. Not just any joke about killing people. This one specifically. Its so unfunny and stupid. Nobody is fucking laughing at that, Nina. It makes you look like a greasy emo kid who has never been outside once in their life and uses tumblr religiously. Like not even the funny side of tumblr. the fucking unfunny side filled with overused jokes about murder and illegal acts. Honestly, youre so unfunny, Nina. Fuck you.

Tom: You are a solid 11/10.
Ellie: Aw, thank-
Tom: Which is 1.1 because you look like shit.

Fiore: I’ve been described as a ‘heartless villain’ and a 'little shit’, but I prefer… 'has alternative ways of having fun’.

Ashley: I dare you-
Lill: Nick is not allowed to accept dares anymore.
Ashley: Why not?
Nick: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say

Lake: She was poetry, but he couldn't read.
Aiden: His name was Jared he's 19.
James: When his parents built a very strange machine.
Rosa, singing: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen.
Hunter and Ally, singing: Eyyyy, Macarena!
Riya: Horrible job everyone.

Derek as a teen : You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me.
Trevor as a teen : Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid shit I do.