Emily: Have you been drinking again?
Derek: I don't even drink so don't come here with all that
Emily: *pulls out a half emptywater bottle* Then who's water is this?
Derek: ............ I NEED WATER TO SURVIVE
Emily: YOU KNOW WE DON'T DRINK IN THIS CAMP
Jensen: She might never walk again
Trevor: At least she's alive
Jensen: BECAUSE she's DEAD
Trevor: ...........
Jensen: Lemme finish next time
Yul: Calling people daddy is gross
Aiden: Stop kinkshaming me!!
Maggy: But that place is haunted
Kai: Ghosts feed on fear, just be confident
Maggy: IM NOT SCARED! IM NOT A PUSSY
Lake: GAH!
Aiden: AH! Stop, I could've drop my croissant
Lake giggles
Derek: Kristal is so annoying
Kristal pops out of nowhere
Kristal: I heard you were talking shit about me
Derek:*startled* WHAT THE FUCK?!?
Fiore: I can't swim
Miriam: How old are you?
Fiore: 6
Miriam yeets her into the water
Alec: Tom has 19 bottles of dish soap and gives Gab-
Ellie: WAIT, Why does Tom have so many soaps?
Tom: MIND YOUR BUSINESS, ELLIE
Riya: Remember this dumbass camp with these dumbass people
James: Hey
Riya: Hey
Riya's mind: Fucking bitch
YOU ARE READING
Disventure Camp S1+2 Book
AcakOneshots for DC since the reboot of adventure camp is coming up tomorrow
