Grett: Nothing in life is free.
Jake: Love is free.
Dan: Knowledge is free.
Gabby : Friendship is free.
Miriam: Self-respect is free.
Tom: Everything's free if you don't pay for it.
Teal Team: ...
Dan: Tom, that's illegal-
Grett: No, let him finish!
Derek: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Gabby: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Grett: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Gabby, learn to listen.
Fiore: What if it bites itself and I die?
Alec: That’s voodoo.
Ashley: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Dan: That’s correlation, not causation.
Jake: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Trevor: That’s kinky.
Derek, not getting paid for all this bs: Oh my God.
Tom: If I die, you can have what little I own.
Jake: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die?
Tom: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full.
Jake:
Jake: *Sighs* Let me call your therapist again.
Ellie: I have a problem.
Gabby: Kill it.
Ellie: Can you chill for like, two seconds?
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Disventure Camp S1+2 Book
DiversosOneshots for DC since the reboot of adventure camp is coming up tomorrow
