Incorrect Quotes #5

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by DRDCRDR

by DRDCRDR

Jake: ‪So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift‬.
Ellie: Yes?
Jake smashes a wine glass on Ellie

Derek: How do you know what's good for me?
Trevor: THAT'S MY OPINION!!
Derek: .......
Jensen: .........
Tom and Gabby:*sneakily spying* ........

Aiden: Go to hell!
Nina: Where do you think I come from?

Kristal: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.
Trevor: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Derek: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!

Nick: Any advice before Jake and I fight?
Alec: Don’t wet yourself in public.
Nick: Not the kind of advice I was looking for!

Rosa: If you were an ice cream flavour, what flavour would you be?
Aiden: Vanilla.
Yul: Vanilla?! You basic bitch!
Yul: If I was an ice cream flavour, I’d be pistachio!
Lake: Because nobody likes you?

Miriam: Can I ask you for a favor?
Jake: I would literally die for you, but continue.
Miriam: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way.

Tom: No off-topic questions.. Because I don't want to. No, permission denied. This is off-topic question. Next- you have been stopped

Nina: Ya'll ugly *disappears*

Maggy: Remember the one time I like you
Yul: no?
Maggy: Good, it NEVER happened...
Yul: ....
Maggy flips him off

Gabby: People be like, Vegan food is gross. Really? *starts cooking the ice*

Oliver: *playing the piano, singing* Everyone gets tired... but especially today I'm getting tired of YOU. FU-