It was morning at the Gallagher house. Fiona walked up the stairs, wearing Stev's boxers, tank top, and shirt.
"I'm going to the store today!" She called out, as she held a notebook and pen, to make the grocery list. As she walked down the hallway, she passed Gwen as she walked in a weird manner,
"Sanitary pads! I'm starting to get rash from the old sock that's in between my legs." Gwen informed Fiona, as she walked towards the bathroom to brush her teeth and hair.
"Okay," Fiona added 'sanitary pads' to the list, then glanced back at her sister, "And I've told you before, Gwen, there's tampons you can use."
"And I've told you, I'm not shoving those fucking tubes up my vag." Gwen countered, as Debbie ran out of the bathroom, and went over to Fiona with streamers in her hand.
"Toilet paper. I'm starting to chafe from the streamers." She told Fiona as she went downstairs.
"Toothpaste." Carl said, as entered the bathroom, and Gwen was able to squeeze out what was left in the tube onto his toothbrush, so he wouldn't have to sue backing soda. Gwen exited the bathroom, just as her boyfriend came out of her room.
"Nice outfit, 'Steven.'" Pete chuckled, referring to Fiona currently wearing her boyfriend's clothes.
"Fuck off. Your girlfriend's always walking around wearing your shirts." Fiona countered.
"Why are Steve's clothes down her?" Debbie called from downstairs.
"Well, somebody couldn't wait to get upstairs last night." Lip joked, as he came out fo Debbie and Liam's shared room, with Liam in his arms.
Fiona turned to him, while Gwen and Pete tried not the laugh.
"We out of diapers?" Fiona asked as she noticed Liam's bottom was wrapped in a towel. She added 'diapers' to the grocery list.
"Yeah, but I put a plug up his butt. Didn't I, buddy?" Lip asked Liam, in his baby voice, "Oh, it's okay." He said, as he entered the bathroom.
"That towels gonna leak." Gwen told him.
"Yeah, I'm on it." Lip responded, "Ugh so my SAT gigs a bust but, uh, I could scrape up some money another way if you need help." Lip offered Fiona.
"Yeah, and I got paid yesterday, so I've got about 20 bucks here." Gwen told Fiona, as she pulled money out of her pocket and held it out to her older sister.
Fiona shook her head, "No, it's cool. I got 35 bucks. Plus, I'm picking up that temp check later."
"Okay." Lip and Gwen nodded.
After Carl finished brushing his teeth, he pulled out a taser, and started playing with it.
"Hey, it that a taser?" Fiona asked with furrowed eyebrows.
"Where'd you get it?" Gwen asked Carl.
"I let him borrow it." Lip told them, "Hey, help me out?" Gwen went in to help him out.
Ian stuck his head out of the shower, "Carl finally got invited someplace by normal kids. Robbie Rebello's having a paintball party." He explained, "Towel?" Gwen handed him a towel.
"Paintball? That's sounds fun." Pete commented.
"Yeah, but he's not going, so I gave him the Taser to play with." Lip explained, "Don't worry, it doesn't work."
"Who's Candace?" Debbie asked from downstairs.
Fiona turned towards her, "No idea." she responded.
"You aren't going, Carl?" Gwen asked him, joining the conversation.
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Second Oldest ~ Shameless
FanfictionGwen Gallagher is the second oldest of seven children to Frank and Monica Gallagher. She had helped Fiona raise their siblings since their mother bailed and their father is a raging, narcissistic, alcoholic. (OC x OC) Season 1 = ✅ Season 2 = ✅ Seas...
