Second Oldest ~ Shameless

Civil Wrongs

Gwen was breastfeeding Evie as she sat at the kitchen table with Pete as he drank coffee. Ian and Carl were sitting with them as Fiona came out of the downstairs bathroom.

"How many slaves you think George Washington had sex with?" Carl asked randomly.

"Carl, eat. Now." Fiona said firmly.

"More than Lincoln." Ian started.

"Less than Jefferson." Pete finished as the two of them fist bumped making Gwen smile sweetly at them.

"Hey, Ian, I noticed that bruise of yours is getting better." Gwen commented.

"Who beat you up again?" Carl asked Ian.

"No one." Ian lied, Gwen could already tell and would make sure to pry it out of him later, "It's ROTC, practicing hand-to-hand."

"Marines still fight with their fists?" Carl questioned.

"Yes, bud, they do." Gwen told him.

"In certain situations, yes." Ian nodded.

"It's also good for when you pick fights." Pete smirked, remembering the times he picked fights to protect or defend Gwen and his friends. He spent some time in juvie for it.

"What's the point of building nukes if we ain't nuking anybody?" Carl asked.

"Gross National Product." Fiona told him, and when Gwen noticed the confused look on his face she told him.

"I'll explain when you're older."

Debbie came down the steps and asked, "Can I use last night's chicken bones to make soup?"

"As long as they're not in the trash." Gwen told her.

"Lip hear anything new about Karen?" Fiona asked Debbie making Gwen roll her eyes at the mention of that cunt.

Karen got hit by a car and has been in a coma for for a while, and of course, Lip is worried. Frankly, Gwen couldn't give two shits about if that bitch makes it, she likes to think that's her karma. She didn't say anything of course.

"Still asleep." Debbie informed.

"Karen or Lip?" Fiona questioned.

"Both."

Gwen finished breastfeeding and started rocking Evie in her arms as she slowly fell asleep.

"Up and at'em, yet again." Jimmy exclaimed as he came downstairs with Liam in his arms.

The sudden noise woke Evie as she started crying in her mother's arms, making Gwen and Pete groan and glare at Jimmy.

"Thank you fucking much, Jimbo." Gwen spat as she started to rock Evie again in her arms.

"Sorry."

"Here, how about we take her upstairs, where Jimbo hopefully won't wake her again." Pete suggested, still staring knives at Jimmy as he lead his girlfriend to their room, they're daughter still crying in Gwen's arms.

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"Mickey getting married, does that make sense to you?" Ian asked Mandy as they, along with Eric, hopped on the L train car.

"What sense needs to be made?" Mandy asked rhetorically, "Someone's pregnant, someone got them pregnant and...."

"Yeah, it's why marriage was invented." Eric finished, "But then again it might not be Mickey's."

"Well his fiancé says it is." Mandy countered, "Besides, you're mom's a whore, yet she knew you and Pete were your dad, Roy's."

"That's because Roy's cock was the only one allowed in her vag." Eric informed.