Not So Happy Campers - Part 1

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Noah POV

Arriving on this island, I saw Chris introduce me in a very friendly way, insinuating that I had no specialties. It's off to a good start. Plus, maybe they didn't get my allergy list. Plus, the place looks pathetic. "So, this is where we'll be staying?" I said, "No, we'll all go to a hotel and party," replied a sort of green-crested delinquent, "Ah yes, say, your piercings are great, did you do them all yourself?" I asked sarcastically, "Yeah, you want me to make you some?" he suggested, "Uh no, can you give me back my lip please?".... I was going to stand next to the other 10 campers. There was a stupid girl in a ponytail, a giant colossus, a goth, a fake cowboy, a blonde who looks even dumber than the first one described, a girl with long hair who looks bad, the delinquent type, a pathetic jock, an asparagus also looks stupid, musician and surfer. I already regret being here. A girl named LeShawna was next to arrive and was already arguing with the asparagus. What followed were 2 contestants who looked alike in terms of clothing, named Katie and Sadie, oh, they look so stupid. An idiot in a bonnet named Ezekiel arrived and found nothing better to say than "Oh in the sky there's a bird", another idiot, that makes us 5 out of the 22 scheduled. Someone remind me why I agreed to take part in this show!

Cody POV

When I arrived on this island, I saw Chris introduce me in a very friendly way: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is Cody, the king of pranksters". That's a good start. The place may look different from the photos, but the girls here are all super-pretty, so I might as well hit on them right away. I was the 16th candidate to arrive, and they all seem really nice here.

Noah POV

Well, he looks a bit heavy, but this Cody seems like a normal person. When I see that he's standing next to me, I crack my first smile since arriving here. I don't know why, but... I think it will make my stay on the island more bearable than expected. To see that the next 6 candidates are just as friendly. The next contestant's name is Eva and she seems like a tough cookie... she drops her bag on Cody who complains thinking Eva has put dumbbells in it, which she confirms. Well... forget what I said, only Cody will be nice here.

Cody POV

Ouch, I'm still sore from Eva's bag. But at least she's pretty, like everything else. The next candidate was full of spirit, Chris introduced him to us as Owen, he looked so festive and happy. The next to arrive was Courtney, and she was very friendly to everyone. What followed was a hunk named Justin whom everyone seemed to admire, especially Owen. Chris told him that he'd been selected just for his looks, which I'm sure will take him far. A candidate with red hair was next and looked like... how should I put this...

Noah POV

Crazy, this Izzy seemed to have a big grain of madness, she hurt herself directly on the deck and Courtney helped her out of the water, the redhead then shook herself like a dog.

Cody POV

Obviously, we can count on everyone here, everyone helps each other out, it's so cool. Izzy was the last to arrive and Chris asked us to pose so they could take our picture. I positioned myself on the far right for the photo next to a very sexy pale girl, I hope we'll go out together. Chris missed his first attempt and on the second, the bridge collapsed and we all fell into the water and of course Chris chose this moment to take a photo. Following this forced swim, we made our way to an unlit campfire where Chris explained the rules and how we would be accommodated. Each team would have its own separate dormitory for boys and girls. I was on the Screaming Gophers team with Justin, a girl with dark-skinned pigtails named Katie, a girl with a ponytail named Beth, a musician named Trent, a super-cute blonde named Lindsay, an imposing girl named LeShawna, a long-haired girl named Heather and Owen. In this team, there was also the very pretty pale girl called Gwen... too cool, it'll give me even more chances to go out with her, I'll have to get started right away, and at worst there'll always be 5 other girls. There was also a boy about my height, a little taller, with darker skin on my team. His name was Noah and... I don't know why but... I'd like us to stay together... as friends, of course. I'm straight. When the teams were formed, Katie and Sadie were complaining about not being on the same team, it's so cute, a fusional friendship like that.

Noah POV

Friendships like this are so annoying, I'm sure Chris breaks them up on purpose and we're the ones who have to endure their lamentations until the elimination. At least I'm on the same team as Cody, who seems to be the only normal one in the whole series. But why do I only think about him? I'm straight and from the way he flirts, so is he, so there's no hope. But wait a minute! I just want to get to know myself, not go out with him. It just doesn't make sense.

Cody POV

When Chris told us to put our stuff in our cabins, I went with Gwen to try to establish a relationship from the start and was rejected. No problem, I like girls like that, I can have another chance later.

Noah POV

After hearing Lindsay whine because Gwen had told her she was an unusual girl in terms of brains, Owen began to drop a series of sentences leaving a big doubt about his sexuality. The only guy I'd accept a relationship like that with is Cody... uh wait, what was I thinking? Forget it, I'm not attracted to any girl right now, but I'm not gay.

Cody POV 

I went back to my cabin and saw my teammates here. I wanted to talk to Noah because... I don't know why but it was lunchtime... if you could call it food. The chef named Chef apparently, gave it according to the person's morphology. He tried to give Noah a lot but the... the... the... well... whatever it was, came back in the spoon. Poor Noah... once lunch was over we climbed to the top of the island and heard DJ say "Oh shit."

A/n A lot more words than expected obviously. Anyway, I had to include what Noah and Cody had seen when they arrived on this island, so until the ear-kissing episode, there'll be almost nothing invented for Noco. Incidentally, I hope I didn't get the dialogue or the names wrong, in which case, too bad, you're getting it right. When I read fanfics, I translate the names in my head, so do that too.

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