Total Drama Noco POV

Anything Yukon Do, I Can Do Better

Cody POV

We were traveling in 1st class again and when I woke up, I saw Sierra massaging my feet. Now she's no longer a fan but an escapee from a psychiatric asylum! I had to explain to her that, unlike most people, I hate massages because I don't like people touching my feet... the only one who can is Noah! Uh... um... Gwen, still not Noah of course. Right, next objective, find some shoes with padlocks.

Noah POV

We were still in the losers' booth with Team Victory and Chris came over and pretended to ask how we were doing. LeShawna asked about our next destinatino because she didn't want to see any more pinball, DJ didn't want to see any more panda and I didn't want to see any more fishtail candy. Chris replied that our next destination is the one we've always dreamed of. Home and away from this show with the million in my pocket and with Cody? Uh... I'm not interested in that last one, obviously. The plane goes through some turbulence, Alejandro puts Owen to sleep to calm him down and my seatbelt breaks. I'm definitely cursed.

Cody POV

We all fell out of the plane once we landed and Chris welcomed us to the Yukon. Heather asked for jackets, but they wouldn't arrive for weeks. Courtney suggested we all huddle together for warmth. Noah is too far away so we'll try Gwen... who pushed me away and Sierra grabbed me.

Noah POV

Cody was in Sierra's embrace, so I tried to warm up with Bridgette, who pushed me away out of loyalty to Geoff. Owen came to warm me up, but I'm about to get cold again. Our challenge was to jump on blocks of ice floating in frozen water to reach a sled where one of our teammates would serve as a dog and pull the sled to pick up the other members of our team who would wait for us near the flags and then reach the finish line. Chris reassured us that, if we fall in the water, divers will help us, but these divers are already frozen, so we're in deep shit. Tyler was bragging about his abilities again, but I have a feeling he's going to screw up... again. Heather asked what our reward was, I said we weren't enough for an elimination every episode and Chris replied that every challenge can be an elimination challenge. Tyler jumped first and slid straight into the water... I knew he'd crash! Izzy was an acrobat on the ice and I encouraged Owen to do the same. I missed my landing, Owen tried to help me but he sent me flying and I fell into the snow.

Cody POV

I was making pretty good progress when I saw that Gwen was about to fall. I couldn't help Noah when Owen sent him flying, but I can help Gwen. I bumped into Owen and a polar bear came out of the water and knocked us over. I've got a hell of a problem with bears on this show myself... finally, defusing a bomb isn't so bad. Sierra saved us... from the bear because we fell into the icy water. Owen relieved himself in the water, and I tried to escape despite the fact that it seemed to be following me, and I succeeded. Then I started to fall under the water because it was so cold. Sierra saved me from drowning and said she'd rather have drowned than me... I agree with her. She then threw me on the other bank and I bumped into a mountain. I was walking through the snow to reach a flag when this madwoman appeared in front of me explaining that she had followed my footprints and was giving me all the details about my shoe size. I quickened my pace to get away from this madwoman.

Noah POV

I saw my team's sled being pulled by Tyler and Izzy was in a radioactive crate, she thought it was a crate with radios and they were stolen. To each his own, Cody has Sierra and I have Izzy... so Team Victory is the most stable team this season? Let's hope they go far. We then picked up Alejandro who was waiting with Bridgette who had her tongue stuck on a pole. Uh... how did she do? Why is Alejandro grinning like he's just accomplished some Machiavellian plan? Very strange...

Cody POV

Our team finally got us back. Yes, "us" because Sierra wouldn't let go of me. Both literally and figuratively.

Noah POV

Owen was the last to be picked up, but Tyler decided to pretend to run and blamed his shoes. So, in "Total Drama, Drama, Drama, Drama Island", Cody had managed to hold on to a piece of cliff while having the weight of Owen, Tyler, DJ and the suitcase with the million but a "jock" like Tyler can't pull Owen, Alejandro, Izzy and me? I knew he was a fake jock.

Cody POV

We arrived next to Bridgette and Chris asked us to sing, but I'm literally freezing. So I couldn't join in. Once the music was over, Bridgette asked for some hot water but Chris asked us to leave so we left Bridgette in Chris's capable hands. Uh... maybe we should have stayed to help her, but I couldn't tell my team.

Noah POV

We were inching forward until Owen said he wanted to go to the little corner and knocked us all over. Luckily, Tyler saved us all with the strength of his fingers. Well, maybe he's a little more athletic than I thought... but he's still not as strong as Cody. We all climbed back on Tyler, who pulled up the sled and got pulled along by it, making us go very fast. We almost came in last, but I asked Owen to lean forward to go faster. We came 2nd, Team Amazon 3rd and Team Victory finally won. Except that Chris noticed that Bridgette was missing for Team Victory, so they lost. Wait a minute! Was that what Alejandro did? He pushed the Team Victory into defeat? Well... at least we came in 1st.

A/n Yeah, there was no music to make! Great!