Pairing: Wanda Maximoff x reader
Warnings: None
Requested by: No one
Prompts: S3 E2 of Afterlife
Pronouns: They/Them
"What's cooking, good looking?"
"Ugh." Wanda rolled her eyes, searching through the cupboard where she kept tinned food.
As she wasn't looking, Y/N pulled a black felt tip pen from their pocket, grabbed an orange from the fruit bowl, and drew a smiley face on it before putting it back.
Wanda put the tin on the counter, "What is that?"
"What? Oh you mean Christopher?"
She picked it up. "Nice to meet you, Christopher." With the knife lying on the chopping board, she sliced him in half.
"Oh, wow. He's dead now, you murdered him." The peered into the metal pot sat on the oven, "What are you making anyway?"
"Borscht."
"You don't even need oranges for that. That's was completely unprompted."
"He was looking at me funny." She peeled one half enough to release a segment and popped it in her mouth.
"Well don't waste him, give me half."
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