Aurora: I'm at a loss for words!
Stiles: Despite being 'at a loss for words', Aurora yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.
Aurora: Isn't it a bit dangerous?
Stiles: Aurora, please. We've been in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.
Aurora: ...
Stiles: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.
Aurora: ...
Stiles: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves on the way home.
Aurora: Stiles, when's your birthday?
Stiles: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?
Aurora: ...So I know when to wish you a happy birthday.
Brett, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often?
Aurora, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.
Aurora: You have to apologize to Theo!
Stiles: Fine!
Stiles: Unfuck you! Or whatever.
Liam: Hold on! I'm having one of those things... a headache with pictures.
Theo: What the fuck?
Aurora: They're having an idea.
Brett: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Theo and Aurora: Killed without hesitation.
Brett: If I run and leap at Aurora, they will most certainly catch me in their arms.
Brett, running towards Aurora: Coming in!
Aurora: No! I'm holding coffee!
Aurora: *Drops coffee and catches Brett*
Aurora: Sorry I'm late, I was doing things.
Brett: Hi, I'm 'things'.
Aurora: Well, Brett and I finally did it!
The McCall Pack: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*
Aurora: That's right... We kissed!
Aurora: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!
Stiles: Apparently, we're not.
Brett: You use humor to deflect your trauma.
Aurora: Awww, thanks-
Brett: That's not a good thing.
Aurora: All I'm hearing is that you think I'm funny.
Liam: That's a crazy idea. Insane. It doesn't make sense.
Aurora: You'll do it?
Liam: Of course.
Liam: I'm having problems with a guy...
Aurora: Like his dead body won't fit into your trunk kind of problems, or you like him kind of problems?
Liam: What the hell is wrong with you?
Aurora: I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I'm better than everyone else.
Liam: What do you do for a living?
Aurora: I exist against my will.
Aurora: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?
Theo: Your life?
Aurora: I- well yes, but-
Aurora: *slams down an absolute doorstopper of a tome* I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading.
Theo: This is light?!
Theo: GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB FUCK!
Aurora: LET ME RUN FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!
Theo: Any tips on how to make someone like me?
Aurora: Try to make them laugh all the time.
Theo: Oh, wow! You actually help me for once, and it's even good advice!
Aurora: Yeah, the more they laugh, the more time they spend with their eyes closed, so it'd be easier.
Aurora: So my therapist was talking to me and she said that I really just need to break down my walls and let people in.
Aurora: So I've decided to break the fourth wall.
Aurora: *looks at camera* Hi there. I use humor as a coping mechanism.
A/N:
Hello! So I have 3 stories that I have been updating or trying to update at least once a week. This will hopefully not change, and I may be able to update maybe more then once a week due to my biology class finishing up in March, giving me more free time. I have most of the major events of this story planned out in my head. The plans of course might change due to me always coming up with different ideas. As of now, I don't know what to do about Brett and Lori's death and how I want that to happen in this story, nor do I know if I should also have this go to the Teen Wolf Movie. If you have any suggestions that would be great. I love to hear other opinions on things, and get fresh point of view on things. As of right now, I want to finish this book before I start on another Teen Wolf Story that is currently in my drafts. I hope you are all enjoying the book so far, I have seen a difference in my writing style since my first book and the beginning of this book and I hope to continue my growth in writing. ❤️💜💙💛
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The Heretic
FanfictionBeacon Hills has its fair share of supernatural creatures. From Werewolves to Banshee, and Kitsunes what's one more in this case two? In comes and vampire-witch hybrid a Heretic. When you add this hybrid into the chaos of Becon Hills you're in for t...
