In a magical realm called Exandria is a group of mercenaries called Vox Machina. They're misfits turned mercenaries for hire taking jobs in Tal'Dorei. However, they're not the greatest mercenaries or the top hundred. But despite all that, they're no...
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Pike, Vex, Vax, Ren, Keyleth, and Grog are having a drinking competition while an audience cheers in the background and Percy watches while having a glass of wine.
Crowd: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
Grog slams his mug down and stands up screaming in victory. The others then stop drinking after hearing the half-giant scream.
Grog: Yeah! Ha ha! That's right! Who's the best?! Ya! Ha ha ha!
Percy: Grog wins... Again. *Takes a sip of his wine as the audience leaves*
Vax: *Groans* Fuck me. Why do we always play drinking games with a guy twice our size?
Vex: Beaceus it's the quickest way to get drunk.
Ren: *Slides the visor of his helmet back down after drinking* Obviously.
Keyleth: *Drunk* Who's drunk? Not me, I'm great! I think we should go to another- *Gags* Another ba- *Gags*
Keyleth looks away and begins to vomit on the floor.
Pike: *Pats Keyleth's back* Didn't you only have one ale? *Keyleth vomits again* Oh. So chunky.
Then an orc mercenary accidentally steps on the puddle of puke.
Orc Mercenary: Agh, watch it, bitch! *Pushes Keyleth away and walks to his table*
Gorg: Hey, *Stand up facing the orc* watch it, dicknose!
Pike: Easy Grog. We don't waste our time talking to assholes, remember?
Grog groans and sits back down.
Vax: *Raises her mug* Oi! Tavernkeep! Another round for Vox Machina! The greatest band of mercenaries in all the realm!
The orc from earlier laughs as he looks at his team.
Orc Mercenary: The greatest? I heard you couldn't save a cow from a burning barn!
The orc's teammates begin to laugh.
Orc Mercenary: "Vox Machina." What a fucking joke.
Vax then approaches their table, pulls his knife, and sticks it into their table.
Vax: Let's keep things civil, friend. We're not looking for trouble.
Orc Mercenary: *Gets up and walks to Vax* Oh, I'll bet you ain't. *Grabs Vax by the collar* Everyone knows you're a bunch of pathetic losers, who can't get a fucking job. The only thing bringing your worth is that you have a Paldalorian on your side. Look at your scrawny ass. Too weak to tickle your own pickle.
Vax: Are you offering to help?
Orc Mercenary: Yeah. *Realizing what was said* U-Uh, well, no. I- Fuck you!
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