The Paldalorian [The Legend of Vox Machina X OC]

The Feast of Realms

In the Keep of Vox Machina, in the morning, as a rooster crows.

Keyleth enters the kitchen excitedly as vines appear from the floor and surround the door and pigeons fly past her.

Keyleth: Good morning, everybody.

In the kitchen, the others were still tired and groaned at Keyleth while Grog, Scanlan, and Percy were just eating.

Vex: Why?

Scanlan: Why is she yelling?

Keyleth sees Vax grabbing some food.

Keyleth: Oh, good morning, Vax.

Vax: *Bread in his mouth* Morning.

Keyleth: uh, where's Ren?

Vax: *Muffles* He's out fixing his armor-

Before he could finish his sentence as he was about to sit, Grog immediately punched his balls. Causing Vax to drop his food as he collapses and wails.

Grog: *Smirks* Seven to two

Vax: *Strain* I never agreed to this stupid game.

???: What game?

Ren enters the room only wearing the lower half of his armor carrying his chainmail armor over his shoulder right and his plated armor in his right hand. 

But he's still wearing his helmet.

Grog: Ball-tag.

Ren: I should never have asked. 

He then noticed Keyleth looking at him with a bright red face and slightly drooling.

Ren: Are you okay, Keyleth?

Keyleth: Uh... Y-Yeah, I'm fine.

Scanlan: *Looks at Ren* Wow, who knew Paldalorians are so ripped under their armor.

Ren: All thanks to years of training.

Vax: *Gets up* Then perhaps you're interested in our little game then?

Ren: You would like it, wouldn't-

Suddenly Vax punches Ren's balls, but instead of making Ren collapse, it stubs Vax's hand. Vax holds his hand, falls on his knees, and screams in pain.

Ren: Starsteel. Protects me from any attack. Does that leave us at Seven to two to one?

Grog: Yeah.

Vax: Not fair. *Points at Ren* Wearing armor is cheating.

Percy: *Sighs* Must you?

Scanlan: *Eats a chicken* We can't all be aloof tight-asses, de Rolo.