In a magical realm called Exandria is a group of mercenaries called Vox Machina. They're misfits turned mercenaries for hire taking jobs in Tal'Dorei. However, they're not the greatest mercenaries or the top hundred. But despite all that, they're no...
At a tree, the portal opens from it and Scanlan slowly comes out of the portal.
Scanlan: Ha! It worked! I can't believe it actually- *Takes a step* WOAH!!!
Suddenly Scanlan falls but he quickly grabs hold of a branch. It was revealed that the tree was hanging on the side of a mountain facing toward the ground.
Scanlan: Oh shit!
Scanlan then looks up to see the others slowly coming out of the portal.
Scanlan: Guys, stop! Don't step-
It was too late. Everyone had exited the portal and began to fall as they even knocked Scanlan's grasp over the branch.
Keyleth: *Looks at Pike* Pike! Grab my claw!
Pike: Wait what?!
Keyleth suddenly transforms into a giant eagle and quickly swoops Pike on her back. She then begins to fly toward Vex and Vax.
Vex: Gods, I hope she catches us.
And just like that, Keyleth uses her claws to grab Vex and Vax.
With Ren, he lifts his visor and puts two fingers in his mouth to whistle. Norm then flies in and uses his claws to catch Ren.
Ren: Good boy, Norm!
With Percy and Scanlan. they were about to hit the ground.
Scanlan: ♫ The landing is gonna be a bit rough! ♫ ♫ I'll save our asses with some butt stuff! ♫
Scanlan then summons a large magic butt illusion that catches both him and Percy.
Percy: *Slowly looks at Scanlan* Before I met you, I would've found this very upsetting.
They then see a large shadow looming over them. They look up to see Grog and Trinket come crashing. They land on the but.
Well, Grog inside the butt.
But it flung Scanlan, Percy, and Trinket off the butt and onto the ground
The others arrive and land on the ground safely.
Ren then takes his helmet off.
Grog: Woah.
Everyone looks at Grog, who quickly stands up between the two butt cheeks.
Grog: Good thing these titties were here.
Everyone looks at Grog a bit off as Scanlan smirks.
Grog: What?
Keyleth: Okay, that was not my fault. I told Keeper Yennen I have to know the tree. I mean she was so vague.
Ren: I mean, she's an old lady. So-
Pike: *Sees something* Woah! You guys?
Pike walks toward the edge of a cliff as everyone follows.
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