We open up to see heaven and it's golden gates open up as the camera goes in to see several buildings along with a sign that reads "Cherub towne". A baby looking Cherub flys into the center.
Cletus: "Well, howdy! I'm Cletus! Welcome to Heaven! Guess you did somethin' good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessin's!"
Collin: ♩ Does it make you want to cry? ♩
Keenie: ♩When your loved one has to die?♩
Cletus: ♩Does it hurt you through and through?♩
All: ♩When their face is turnin' bluuuuue?♩
Collin: ♩Well, luckily for you... ♩
Keenie: ♩There's somethin' we can do!♩
Cletus: ♩We can help keep them alive,♩
All:♩So you can watch them thrive! 'Cause here at C.H.E... R.U.B.♩
Collin: ♩ We'll save your honeybun from dying violently!♩
All: ♩'Cause here at C.H.E....R.U.B.!♩
Keenie: ♩ No, we never even ask a fee!♩
Collin: ♩ Because good people spread the love!♩
Keenie: ♩ And we're here for all above!♩
Cletus: ♩ We do the paperwork for you!♩
Collin: ♩And the heavy liftin', too!♩
Cletus: ♩ So sit right back ♩
All: ♩ And let us bless a soooul for you! Oh, we... are the C.H.E.R.U.B.! ♩
The entire song is shown to be on an old box TV which explodes after being shot from Blitz and her flintlock.
Millie: "Nice one, B"
Blitz: "Give me another Mox"
Moxie nervously sweeps away the flaming debris and puts another old-fashioned TV onto the stand. She turns it on with a scared look on his face. The 666 news logo appears. Blitz pours gunpowder into her flintlock.
Blitz: "Eh, nah. Not feelin' it. Next!"
Moxie switches the channel. A demonically dressed Betty Boop appears in black and white, dancing erotically with prominent, bouncing breasts, holding a pitchfork. Moxie flinches in anticipation. Blitz and Millie look bored.
Blitz: "Uh-huh. Keep going, keep goin', keep goin'..."
Moxie switches the channel again. Wally Wackford appears on the screen dressed in white with a black top hat, holding a cane.
Wally Wackford: "I say, I say, are you lookin' to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets? WELL, call me at Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea Factory. where you make the things and I make the money!"
Wally moves close to the screen with a pleading look
Wally: "Please! I'm very desperate!"
Blitz: "Bingo!"
Blitz shoots and explodes the TV again, scattering debris.
Millie: "WOO! You're on a roll, Ma'am!"
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The Music Demon (Hazbin Hotel/ Helluva boss x Male reader)
FanfictionLong ago there lived a powerful overlord, feared by all rings of hell. The only sinner soul that could traverse the seven rings and is on par with the sins themselves or as legend tells. This man, this demon among demons was known as the Music demon...
