We opens up with a city shot that pans down on Imp City. Yelling can be heard in the background. Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika on the front page as loona drinks out of a glass bottle. She places the bottle on an open page of Stola's grimoire and it rolls off the table. The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxie peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. Blitz walks into the office.
Blitz: "Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!"
Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth.
Millie: yells "I'm still so jazzed up!"
She snaps the axe in half and laughs. She then walks over near the rest of the group.
Moxie: "Well you better stay jazzed" points finger guns "babe. Because, guess where I'm taking you tonight?"
Blitz: "Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street."
Moxie: "Actually, Ma'am, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So, I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust ring!"
Millie's eyes sparkle and she squeals in delight.
Millie: gasps "Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!"
Moxie: "Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while."
Millie: "Moxie!"
She jumps into Moxie's arms and kisses her face before they both start French kissing and making out, much to Blitz's chagrin.
Blitz: groans "Ugh, can you two not?"
Moxie: "I'm sorry, ma'am. Maybe another time?"
Blitz: "No, it's fine! Looks like it's just you and me Y/n"
Y/n: "Actually I must decline as well. Oddly enough I'm going to Ozzie's myself along with two of my girls. I thought it's time I give them a proper date night"
Blitz: "Oh" she looks away a bit disappointing before returning her attention to Moxie and Millie "I-I can come with the two of you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy."
Moxie: "Uh, no. The reservation is for us."
Blitz: "Uh huh!"
Moxie: "Just us."
Blitz: "Mhm!"
Moxie: "Without you there. Explicitly without you there."
Blitz: "I'll wear something nice. It's a big deal after all" hugs the two tightly "See you love bugs later!"
She whistles on her way out as Moxie growls in anger.
Millie: "Relax, sweetie, don't let her get to you today. Let's just go home and... clean this blood off."
Moxie blushes, flustered. Millie drags her finger down from Moxie's chest and makes a seductive purring sound as they walk off holding hands.
Y/n: "Hm, I can't help but feel like tonight will be more trouble then it should" he sighs "Well we shall get to that when it happens for now, I must get ready"
(Time skip)
We cut to a view of the Hazbin Hotel. Y/n enters the hotel walking to to Husker at the front desk/ bar.
Y/n: "Husk, pleasure to see you"
Husk: "Hey man, you want the usual?"
Y/n: "Not tonight, I'm here to pick up Charlie and Vaggie for a date night. Have you seen them around?"
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The Music Demon (Hazbin Hotel/ Helluva boss x Male reader)
FanfictionLong ago there lived a powerful overlord, feared by all rings of hell. The only sinner soul that could traverse the seven rings and is on par with the sins themselves or as legend tells. This man, this demon among demons was known as the Music demon...
