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romance in these cult walls (CRACKSHIP)

( heya ! deciding to take a lil break from the depressing and serious fics with two crackship fics. this first one is aobut my ocs monochrome and scaver. monochrome is a cult leader and scaver is his right hand man. i litterally just wrote this for shits and giggles so please enjoy yu sick fucks~)

     It had been over a decade that monochrome and scaver had had each other as allies in this horrendous cult. The two certainly were made to be together. Two evil bastards who killed their lovers, tortured their children, and have a sadistic taste in violence. How could they not be together romantically you may ask? Well shit scaver definitely doesn't have the answer besides that monochrome constantly has a cactus up his boney ass and refuses to acknowledge any romance in between the two war criminals.

One day while monochrome was finishing a cult meeting with the small number of cult residents, Scaver would whistle to the unnamused skeleton in a seductive way to get his boney crush's attention. Monochrome glares over to the absolutely morally disgusting human giving an annoyed huff. " Leave me alone, scaver. I have more important shit to do that isn't related to your horrid fantasies about me-SCAVER DON'T FUCKING DO THAT-" scaver had come over and slapped monchromes flatter then a pancake ass flustering the normally hard headed leader of the cult. 

    Scaver gave a mischievous chuckle as monochrome slaps scaver's arm violently while yelling out in both anger and flusteredness. " YOU FUCKING DISGUST ME- " scaver suddenly would slap mono's flatter then a soda in the raging summer sun ass once again. This time before monochrome can stop him scaver comes over and gives monochrome a big ol smooch on monochrome's neck. Scaver's chapped lips where absoutley fucking disgusting and yet...it seemed to totally turn the deprived and masochistic cult leader into scaver's own personal skeleton whore.

Monochrome now knew what the hell people meant by the word " heat" when it came to skeletons. He felt his body warming up to the point of him sweating up a pool of secretions . How does a skeleton sweat? You're reading a fic about two war criminals who are about to fucking bang. Don't ask me you sick fuck-anyways scaver noticed monochrome becoming quite the flustered bottom and continues to absolutely obliterate his submissive skeleton whore's neck licking it and leaving little love bites with his disgusting mouth that probably has many germs and bacteria growing in it. 

     After scaver is done, treating monochrome's poor neck like a goddamn piece of beef jerky scaver would suddenly pick up monochrome in a bridal style. Monochrome looked up at the suddenly no longer disgusting man who didn't shower but now the sexiest man alive in monochrome's romantic gaze. Scaver could feel the sexual tension fuming from his lovely submissive skeleton slut in his arms . scaver would lightly tease monochrome to make the already horny skeleton absolutely fucking loose his mind. " how about we deal with your passionate self in my office hm?~ get some privacy~. I doubt that Satan would want to watch us bang here~." monochrome was not even able to respond as scaver flees with his masochistic whore in his arms . 

     After a couple minutes the two make it to scaver's office. Scaver before monochrome could have any response pins his sexy skele whore to his desk giving a cocky raise of his brow. " Are you ready for a wild ride, my submissive beautiful piece of paper of a man~? " monotone nodded as he pants out. " fuck me you stud~." scaver smirked at monochrome's neediness starting to slide his callus covered hands down monochromes boney and thin thighs ready to absolutely make sure that monochrome can't walk for a week after he's done with him.

About an hour into monochrome and scaver's bangfest a slam on the office door would be heard. Scaver yells out in sexual frustration " LEAVE US ALONE!" outside the door was crimson who totally just got torturing his bigger brother vulture. Crimson yells out. " ARE YOU TWO HAVING SEX IN THERE?!" scaver and mono don't answer as monochrome lets out the most ungodly moan that he can muster.

Crimson would take a moment to listen...shrugging his shoulders. " fuck it i ship it." crimson then proceeded to write many fics about scaver and mono along with making way too much fucking fanart that i dare to say was worse then 2doc in its grossness. This boy really needs different obsessions-then again you chose to read this so you're probably just as bad as crimson.